Im such a joke im so pathetic i hate myself so much

[Canttakeitanymore]

Yes i fucking failed again couldnt even kick the fucking chair i was so fucking sure i was going to do it but when i actually put the rope around my neck i felt so fucking scared i dont know what to do anymore, today i failed my motorcycle driving test, i failed in like 5 seconds and i was the only one that failed in dozens of people im so embarassed, that was obviously not the reason i want to ctb but it was the last fucking straw i was so sure today was my last day i even broke my fucking helmet out of anger and thinking i wouldnt need it ever again fuuuuck im so fucked im sorry

 

[Mentalmick]

I know it will be hard, and expensive, but try to dust your self off and start again. I fell off my instructors bike on the morning of my test. Stupid short legs.

 

[Canttakeitanymore]

I know it will be hard, and expensive, but try to dust your self off and start again. I fell off my instructors bike on the morning of my test. Stupid short legs.

The worst part is that i knew that i was going to fail, i didnt think it would affect me so much, i was so nervous i was shaking i could barely remember how to turn on the bike

 

[Mentalmick]

I know. My teeth were actually chattering I was that stressed out.

 

[D11FER]

I feel for you and I failed my driving test 6 times. Life throws things at you and we meant to be ok with it. You are not a failure you just haven't succeeded YET. Nerves get the better of us all the time and when something means a lot like the independence of having a bike licence you put soooooo much pressure on yourself that sometimes we are doomed to fail.
Buckle up my friend book another test and remember that even if it takes you 6 times you will achieve it

 

[WornOutLife]

Sometimes, at the very last moment, we realize we don't have the guts to ctb. Don't worry, death is waiting for all of us. There will be another opportunities or maybe you'll feel better, who knows?

Don't worry about the driving test so much. You'll have more chances.

Hugs,

Matt

 

[gus.nixon]

Before you beat yourself too much friend, keep in mind that to CTB is probably the hardest thing any human can ever do. It's not like mustering up the courage to go on a roller coaster. It's literally the end. Be kind to yourself. Be gentle. If CTB is what you truly want to do, then follow your body and your heart and when the time is right, it will happen. Or maybe it never will, and that's ok too. I'm in the same boat as you; I know how hard life is and how fucked up life is. I would never judge you and nor would the good individuals here either. Some might but the good ones won't. We've all been thrust into this life together, so as a fellow human being, I extend myself to you. Reach out if you feel like connecting. My door is always open. That goes for each and every one of you. Yeah I think about CTB very frequently, but I also want to leave a positive mark on this shitty little reality we call life. Namaste.

 

[Nicothe13th]

I know it will be hard, and expensive, but try to dust your self off and start again. I fell off my instructors bike on the morning of my test. Stupid short legs.

Have you heard of mini motos?

 

[Mentalmick]

Have you heard of mini motos?

Yeah, the local hoodlums used to run about on them.

 

[summers]

@Canttakeitanymore I rode for almost a year before I got my motorcycle license. I even got pulled over, and the cop didn't even notice. F the license, just ride.

 

[Nicothe13th]

Yeah, the local hoodlums used to run about on them.

Might be easier with smaller legs tho dude

 

[summers]

Honda Grom is the way to go for new, shorter, and female riders. It's easy to ride, inexpensive, reliable, and fuel injected. Also a lot cooler than a scooter :)

 

[Nicothe13th]

That must be why they're so popular in Asia!

Pretty cool.

Fun fact, I learnt to ride a moped in Thai rush hour, was certainly an experience haha
Once heard something about why chicks ride bikes, or like being on the back of them.

Basically get to have an orgasm everytime you go to A to B.

I was jealous of this fact, so tried intercourse with the exhaust, ended up searing my jap shut.

True story.

 

[Mentalmick]

That must be why they're so popular in Asia!

Pretty cool.

Fun fact, I learnt to ride a moped in Thai rush hour, was certainly an experience haha
Once heard something about why chicks ride bikes, or like being on the back of them.

Basically get to have an orgasm everytime you go to A to B.

I was jealous of this fact, so tried intercourse with the exhaust, ended up searing my jap shut.

True story.

I think my bike is pretty smart looking but I've never been attracted to it to that degree. I will admit that women look stunning on motorbikes.

 

[Mentalmick]

Honda Grom is the way to go for new, shorter, and female riders. It's easy to ride, inexpensive, reliable, and fuel injected. Also a lot cooler than a scooter :)
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There's a few people running about Dumfries on those. With noisy exhausts that are louder than my 650 exhaust