If you could order up a CTB at a Starbucks: would you?

[wait-for-the-bus]

If you could order up a CTB at a Starbucks: would you?

My answer a very clear yes. Anything that makes it easier would be welcomed.

 

[Endoflifecomestoall]

Sn Latte?

 

[soundsinteresting]

Sn Latte?

with whipped meto

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Good morning, hmm, let's see... I'll take the cyanide croissant with extra SN and a cup of N-uccino.

 

[FuneralCry]

I do not like tea or coffee, I think SN would probably taste better than that.

 

[cambrai33]

Can't stand Starbucks and anyway the queue would be impossible

 

[Chinaski]

I personally boycott Starbucks for a number of virtue-signally reasons which, in the context of this thread, makes me a goddam pro life asshole.

 

[cambrai33]

I personally boycott Starbucks for a number of virtue-signally reasons which, in the context of this thread, makes me a goddam pro life asshole.

You are being watched!

 

[wait-for-the-bus]

I am glad there is still humour here

 

[Smart No More]

I don't like to line the pockets of the likes of Star Bucks but in this case I might be able to push myself to buy a pack of salt 'N' vinegar crisps.

 

[ket]

sure, i'd love to see how they burn my suicide.

 

[Talvikki]

CTB at Starbucks would probably be more expensive than buying n from the mexicans.

 

[Julgran]

When ordering the coffee, would the nice miss or sir ask "Would you like some rope with that?". Then they could say "Ha! Got you! Just hang in there and relax while I prepare your coffee, dear customer!"

As to your genuine question - meaning if there was a walk-in place that offered end-of-life services nearby - I would sign up.

 

[Noctis]

"Great! So I've got an instant suicide with no pain. That'll be $28,540.97; are you paying with cash or card?"

"Ugh. I gotta stop coming here. I could make this at home for a fraction of the cost."

 

[wait-for-the-bus]

"Great! So I've got an instant suicide with no pain. That'll be $28,540.97; are you paying with cash or card?"

"Ugh. I gotta stop coming here. I could make this at home for a fraction of the cost."

I am sure they would say - you will need to pay that in advance!