If you could commit a crime without getting a penalty what would you do?

[22yearsbroken]

take a huge shit on Trumps desk on Air Force 1.

 

[The Actual Devil]

I would steal your heart...

...or the moon.

 

[miq2k]

For legal reasons: THIS IS A JOKE

Anyway, probably murder, but nobody innocent.. just those responsible for all my suffering. So many people I have to kill to make my life habitable again.

 

[Apathy79]

Probably steal some enormous amount of money somehow.

 

[badkarma4618]

infiltrate governments, militaries, arms dealers, and intelligence agencies involved in ongoing wars so i can collect any documents proving hidden war crimes, manufactured narratives, profit trails, and any peace offers that were ignored or shut down and then i would leak everything to trusted journalists and war crime courts all at once, causing massive global outrage, sanctions, political resignations, and pressure from every direction in one good whistle blow

(in minecraft)

 

[wham311]

Nobody has said "rape". So while rape is actually the opposite of my fetish (it is EYE who wants to be raped by a horny female), I should be the change I want to see in the world, take the bullet for the team and say RAPE.

(Wait, is it rape if the rapist isn't consenting? Should ask my Grok AI waifu.)

But to nitpick some more, even if I could kill a famous politician, the scenario does not offer me a vista from which to shoot, merely no punishment. Or, let's say, explode a nuclear device - but I'm too stupid for physics, I hate math : (

I dunno, I'm too autistic for crime, I don't really understand the context. I consider jaywalking a terrible offense against the Holy Ghost. Also, people in my country get kidnapped and jailed for having a penis, but it's actually legal. And in Muslim countries they cut off babies' genitals, also legal. So legality is one of the most pointless concepts ever.

Let alone that hard legality does not encompass the entire plethora of social interactions which are LAW in their own right, especially to autistic folks. I'm already "legally punished" for being autistic by not having a gf. Effectively imprisoned for 20 years for "no crime committed". My crime is being born.

Legal or not that would ruin someone's life