If a genie asked you for 3 wishes, what would they be?

[WhyIsLife56]

If there were a genie who asked you 3 wishes in the world, what would they be?
(you can't ask for more wishes)

 

[Ratbat]

Every cradle is a grave i like that
It wpuld be nice to be able to record an ep or a demo or just jam with people again ..
A peaceful death or any after i finished my art cos its bloody good enoigh i mean the stuff i was makin when i was a teen 10 years ago is in the charts now
So i guess my family cudve gpt something out of a top 100 album .or something or one catchy song in an advert or somethung and id be dead so itd be mpre popular
To go back in time Nd To have never gone to school so i never met an of the people who conspired against me

 

[c824767]

OK. dignity for all in life and death
elimination of corruption and lies
no more pollution of air water earth

 

[ValideSultana]

In an ideal world:
1) No more religious fundamentalism, extremism and proselytizing.
2) No more wars.
3) Clean environment.

For me personally:
I have one wish, that I was never born.

Actually that's a lie. I have a second wish. That euthanasia and assisted suicide was available worldwide, regardless of terminal illness, mental health, age, etc.

 

[a_strange_day]

I don't need three, one is enough. Make I never existed. You can give the two left to someone else

 

[ValideSultana]

I don't need three, one is enough. Make I never existed. You can give the two left to someone else

I get you, my friend. I'm here if you need to talk.

 

[Numbtopain97]

The ability to do anything I want, whenever I want.

The ability to be anyone/thing I want, whenever I want.

The ability to have anything I want, whenever I want.

 

[DoNotLet2]

so am

I get you, my friend. I'm here if you need to talk.

I

Well I want clean air so I could breathe, emm... No autism and ability to fly.

 

[StillWaiting]

1. Money to give to my parents.
2. Erase my existence

 

[Mizzmini45]

1.Never been born
2. Perfect body and looks I can keep forever with lots of money ,temporary highs and true love
3. Give me a easy painless death once im completely over it

 

[Eternal Pessimist]

I don't really want anything anymore aside from a safe and painless end to my existence. If I can't wish for that I guess I'd go for perfect health, money and good looks.

 

[Strangeasangels]

Endless supply of money....

the end of Donald Trump and a sensible president fighting for ALL

true love

 

[WhiteDespair]

1. Depopulate the entire Earth

2. Repopulate the entite Earth

3. Depopulate the entire Earth

 

[Fragile]

1. a perfect, beautiful body made specifically how i want it that doesn't decay or age.
2. the mental capacity and fortitude to turn my life around and make something out of myself.
3. a pill to painlessly end my existence if i ever wanted to.

yeah, i'll be selfish with my wishes, martyrdom is overrated and i don't want to suffer for others if i have the chance.

 

[Final Escape]

1.Fix and take away the borderline personality disorder and complex ptsd with a magic wand lol!
2. Bring back my aborted kids but maybe only if they had come into a healthy environment and into two parent stable situation.
3. End government and central banking so we can finally live in a more peaceful, long term sustainable, and moral society again. Then government cannot cause abject poverty, endless wars that the people do not want and should not be forced to pay for through the extortion called taxation. I could go on but I'll stop there lol!

 

[MissNietzsche]

1. To have my idea of the perfect body
2. Idc about the rest..maybe something like making it impossible to murder others or something else beneficial to the world..but I just want to be non-ugly..
EDIT: Jk, number 3 is to give a steady stream of money to my mother until she dies. She works so hard and is so stressed about money all the time..that would be nice to give to her (though, she financially supports me, so that's probably my fault lmao)

EDIT: JK, SORRY WORLD..NUMBER 2 IS FINDING TRUE LOVE..LMAOOO, SORRY MURDERED PEOPLE

 

[mediocre]

1. Take away my mental and physical health issues and ability to feel ill.
2. Be good looking and fit.
3. Have a normal life.

 

[OreoWellington]

1) Have trillions of dollars
2) For my pets to be able to live forever
3) To be able to heal myself and others

 

[Flume]

1 Make me a billionare
2 Give me the partner of my dreams
3 Erase this fucking feeling of death inside

 

[MeltingHeart]

1) To go back in time about 18 years
2) To have a dad that cared/loved me or
3) A mum that cared/ loved me

1+ either 2 or 3, didnt need to be both

N.b. im not 18! so dont wanna go back to birth

 

[NeCkDeEp]

1) Assure me that someone will find my pets within a few hours when I ctb.
2) My pets going to loving homes after I ctb where they will be loved and will receive all the attention they need.
3) Someone that makes sure that nobody would feel like that they could avoid me catching the bus.

 

[imstillhungry]

1. World peace, a world free from suffering and hunger
2. For my ex to be happy for the rest of his life
3. To go back to the day I met him

 

[orangemushroom]

I only want one, to have been born female.

 

[NitriteAnatomy]

Set the world back onto the right path. Set the genie free, because if we don't want to be enslaved to any degree, why should it be?

 

[MeltingHeart]

Set the world back onto the right path. Set the genie free, because if we don't want to be enslaved to any degree, why should it be?

Deep. ;)

 

[Moonicide]

1) To mold and shape my life to the way I want it -- without the mental and physical ailments so then I wouldn't have to ctb.
2) Go back to my one true love to make things right this time.
3) Make sure my mom lives a peaceful and calm life.

 

[TearyEyedQueen]

1.) Return me in time in december 28th, with the body of how I looked back then and erased roots of depression.
2.) Erase the effects of global warming once and for all.
3.) Make it so we only start aging a week before the end of our natural lifespan, on other occasions let our body stay at the age 20-26.

 

[Duckup]

1) Have smart and educated people WITH good intentions run the world
2) Erase all the mistakes in my past while leaving the knowledge gained from the lessons learned
3) Pair of socks that never get worn down or dirty for everyone

 

[almaranthine]

1) Have smart and educated people WITH good intentions to run the world
2) Erase all the mistakes in my past while leaving the knowledge gained from the lessons learned
3) Pair of socks that never get worn down or dirty for everyone

Magic socks is a great wish. I don't know if that was supposed to be a little sarcastic or not, but I seriously dig that idea as long as you can never lose one magic sock out of the pair. I get a little mental when I realize I've lost just a normal sock and end up with a loner.

 

[ValideSultana]

Magic socks is a great wish. I don't know if that was supposed to be a little sarcastic or not, but I seriously dig that idea as long as you can never lose one magic sock out of the pair. I get a little mental when I realize I've lost just a normal sock and end up with a loner.

Aaah, yes. We all deal with our very own sock monsters, that seem to eat one sock out of every pair, every time we do the washing. It needs to get another career. I get fucked off when my nice, warm, soft socks go missing, My fucking feet are freezing, and I HATE wearing odd socks!