I wish I was born a solitary animal

[Busticket]

I was never good at socialising with people.
Since I can remember myself I was always shy and wasn't succesful socially.
I never had much friends and never had a gf.
And for us humans it's all about socialising.
This is what our lives is about.

I wish I was born an orangutan or a bear or a leopard.
They live alone and only meet others for mating.
It would have suited me more than being this social animal that we are.
That you need to have good social skills in order to have friends or a gf.

 

[Futile]

They live alone and only meet others for mating.

Not so different from humans then

 

[motel rooms]

I wish I was born an orangutan or a bear or a leopard.

I thought you wanted to be a jellyfish

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

Being a snake would be nice. People would run away from me (so no difference). I would hiss all the time. I would never have to chew. I would never be hot again. And shedding your whole skin must feel amazing.

 

[All Things Must Pass]

I wish I was born a genetically modified robot incapable of being miserable.

 

[FuneralCry]

Of course, it is better to be never be born in the first place. I see humans as the worst species, I would rather be a cat if I had to choose. My cat just sleeps literally all the time. Many humans can live fine with no social contact, it just depends on the individuals personality.