I wish I was a gorilla

[OrcWitch]

I wouldn't wear clothes anymore and could run on all fours. If someone was passive aggressive towards me I could just rip their arm out of its socket and then pound my chest. I wouldn't have to worry about education or working, I'd just fuck shit up and be all muscular. I hope if I'm reincarnated after I kill myself it's in a future where humans are extinct and I'm a gorilla

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

You should have put a Harambe trigger warning, I'm starting to tear up again.

 

[Silenos]

Have you been watching the Planet of the Apes movies recently? :P

I wouldn't wear clothes anymore and could run on all fours.

What's stopping you from doing that now?

 

[summers]

 

[OrcWitch]

Have you been watching the Planet of the Apes movies recently? :P

No but I should.

 

[Snake of Eden]

but you will be born with clothes on that you cant take off

 

[Death is beautiful]

Gorillas can live up to 40 years, I wish I was an ant, they live about a month

 

[waitingforrest]

but you will be born with clothes on that you cant take off

Shave. It. All. Off.

 

[Crazy4u]

when I was a child, I wanted a pet monkey. I have always admired monkeys and gorillas

 

[Deleted member 8975]

id have throw myself of a cliff if i became that animal out of all the animals

 

[Pluto]

Humans pretty much are gorillas. They differ in only 1.75 percent of their DNA. (source) I see that gorillas are a bit more civilised though.

 

[lostundead]

This thread reminded me of this gem

 

[OrcWitch]

This thread reminded me of this gem

Lool just fantasizing about the great apes causing destruction and devastation.

 

[lostundead]

Lool just fantasizing about the great apes causing destruction and devastation.

"Hello my name is 'Ripyour Dickout', I am your new neighbour"-- "Why are you so suprised, haven't you heard the news?! Monkeys have been granted the same rights as humans. They've just released me from the Zoo and I thought I'd settle down here in your neighbourhood, because it looks cozy. I've invited all my friends too, they should be arriving any minute now."

 

[Sleepdrifter]

I want to be a bird of prey. Or even just a regular bird. A pissed off bird does not take shit from anything

 

[OrcWitch]

I want to be a bird of prey. Or even just a regular bird. A pissed off bird does not take shit from anything

Okay being a peregrine falcon and divebombing your food sounds like a total blast. You are right

 

[gottago222]

hope you dont end up a gorilla in a zoo. i hate zoos but it was too hard not to laugh at that video with the music lmao

 

[Squalo]

gorillas are beautiful.

 

[OrcWitch]

hope you dont end up a gorilla in a zoo. i hate zoos but it was too hard not to laugh at that video with the music lmao

Yeah I dislike zoos too.