Discussion i just had s genius plan to smuggle blades into the psych ward. i need tips/feedback

[Awesomefoid67]

don't try and talk me out of this or tell me they'll find it or whatever anyway blah blah i don't care i've made up my mind on this.

but my plan is this: since im an informal patient, i'm allowed unsupervised leave. depending how long i'm allowed to go for i could go to a nearby boots and buy blades and maybe plasters. then, i also buy some releasable bag of snacks or something. i then put the blades and plasters inside that bag. i'd also maybe but another metal item as a decoy for if it sets off the metal detectors but idk if they use the detectors on stuff you bring in or just you. alternstively, i could purchase seemingly innocuous items that could be used to make a decently sharp blade.

does anyone have tips/advice on how to possibly improve this plan? maybe any ideas for other items i could buy to also use?

so far from the room i've managed to break a plastic container lid which kinda works, i also managed to unscrew a screw but unfortunately it doesnt have a sharp bit on the end but i've been working on trying to sharpen it somehow. but idk i need something to properly cut myself with these half measures can only inconsistently do cat scratches

 

[zdeweilx]

You will be put under tight surveillance if caught, but since you're allowed to go outside why don't you book a hotel or something instead of going back to the psych ward.

 

[LaetumCat]

In the psych ward I stayed in they did use a metal detector everytime I came back from going outside, so be careful, and they will search you and possibly strip you naked if it keeps beeping.
One of my roommates snuck a blade by putting it in her coat and left it downstairs on the hanger, and next time everyone went on a walk/some activity, she took the blade back with her, since they don't check you when everyone goes on a walk.
However I really don't recommend it as you could be put in a watch room for days, isolated from everyone besides the nurses. So yeah...
Note: if you're admitted for self harm/suicide attempt where you cut yourself, they might check for injuries and cuts, and peel off any bandaids you put on yourself. (at least they did that to me, when I was admitted for self harm)

Also every psych ward is different, this is just my experience ^^