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[Stormboxer]

Getting calls from the company I bought SN asking me what it's for. I just hung up and told her I wasn't able to talk right now. Pretty sure I just fucked up and won't be getting my SN. What should I do? If they try calling again what should I say? Are they going to cancel the order?

Honestly now I'm worried they are going to contact my uni and have me sent to a ward (I used my real name and number).

What should I do?

 

[orange]

Depending what's your situation. If you're still young you can say it's for college, if you're not, sn is also used for curing meat, research that. Just don't panic, it's not worth it. There'll always be other sources.

 

[Stormboxer]

Depending what's your situation. If you're still young you can say it's for college, if you're not, sn is also used for curing meat, research that. Just don't panic, it's not worth it. There'll always be other sources.

I'm young and in college. I can say it's for a class but they might ask other questions or something then I wouldn't know what to say.

I can't even act normal anymore, my doctor said she can tell how depressed I am by how I look and how I talk lol.

 

[BrokenBliss]

When I was gonna buy it, I'd prepared a whole backstory about it being a gift for my (Texan) brother who has a hobby of curing his own hunting meat. (Gross) Got the tip from his wife. Then I had a plausible story without having to know too much about it.

 

[Stormboxer]

Update: They told me they canceled the order

"Due to the potential risk of using this product and the intended use. We cancelled your order being shipped to a dorm."

What the hell does this mean? How do they know how it's going to be used? Fuck them

 

[Symbiote]

Research how Sodium Nitrite is used in certain chemistry applications and use that as an excuse that you need it for a lab experiment

 

[Stormboxer]

Research how Sodium Nitrite is used in certain chemistry applications and use that as an excuse that you need it for a lab experiment

The SN is food grade. I went with BrokenBliss's story and said it's a gift for my dad. If they don't respond to the email should I just try ordering again? I want this specific SN because I've seen a couple cases that used it

 

[NSA]

Next time tell them you're making homemade beef jerky.

https://www.ag.ndsu.edu/publications/food-nutrition/jerky-making-producing-a-traditional-food-with-modern-processes/fn580.pdf