How to donate my organ in this way painlessly?

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I would like to get anesthetized and get as much as possible extracted from my body as long as it doesn't make me feel pain.

And donate those things which are safe to be used to those who in need.

I need step by step guide.

How to achieve this?

How to get the help I need?

How much does that cost?

 

[Tackingintothewind]

Contact a black market organ seller, although there would be no way to guarantee they would give you anaesthesia. I really dont know.

 

[JustAMatterOfTime]

Think the only way to be sure is to be brain dead but in a hospital on life support, poisons would surely ruin organs and you can't be dead for a long time before you are found for obvious reasons.

 

[Donk]

1. Fly to China
2. Walk around in a Winnie the Pooh costume
3. Get arrested by Police
4. Go to prison on charges of Espionage
5. organs harvested

 

[ClairyFairy]

1. Fly to China
2. Walk around in a Winnie the Pooh costume
3. Get arrested by Police
4. Go to prison on charges of Espionage
5. organs harvested

^^

 

[lostmyself]

Depending what organs are viable, after you are dead, your organs will be donated (in U.S. says on drivers license etc).

 

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1. Fly to China
2. Walk around in a Winnie the Pooh costume
3. Get arrested by Police
4. Go to prison on charges of Espionage
5. organs harvested

Need to be painless.

 

[Tackingintothewind]

It's absolutely astounding how little you know about what is real and not in the world.

It's like your account is a parody of a 12 year old boy with a learning disability. Unbelievable.

Are you seriously telling me that organ harvesting does not exist? Admittedly the chances of them using anaesthesia is pretty much 0 even if you supplied them with it.
I have a learning disability- what of it? And I have never been a 12 year old boy.
By the way do you know how to read and follow instructions? - If you do you're not doing a very good job of showing it.