How do I get a malware attack on my office system?

[Parnate]

I work at a big company, but the work culture is extremely toxic . I work 11/12 hours daily and started developing health issues such as back pain etc due to this. I wanted to take leave for few days just to relax, when I talked to my manager he was like not now, we have important project take later on, two times before also they avoided giving me leaves. I can't quit as my family is dependent on me. I was thinking about getting myself malware mail , so that my system gets filled with malware and I have some normal time, but most of our work is hosted on servers and cloud so don't know . Please help.

 

[InfatuatedLove]

you could deploy a trojan horse disguised as a pdf invoice or something
do you know how to?

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Watch Spice And Wolf from suspicious sites

 

[ruhyytey5o86]

If you work at a big company, they likely already have DLP and IDS/IPS and firewalls already setup to prevent 99.99% of issues caused by stupid users.

Stuff hosted on cloud, like AWS/azure just makes it harder, since realistically if you are asking here, then your account likely wouldn't have the perms to deploy malware that could jump across networks.

Also this is either sabatoging network systems, or conspiracy to sabatoge, so hiding your tracks is just another step (otherwise jail or fine)

If you are serious about this, look into Red Team intrusion testing, MITRE,Cyber Kill Chain, and see that it's not 2000 anymore and malware deployment being an easy script kiddies dream.

Honestly, you are better off convincing or paying off an underpaid network engineer in the company to portforward all ports on their frontend server and let another country State Actor sneak in and wreck havoc 9 months later when all the data is stolen.

 

[Parnate]

you could deploy a trojan horse disguised as a pdf invoice or something
do you know how to?

No please guide me