Help How can I hide my body so that no one finds it?

[AJC]

I've had enough with the peaceful death shit. SN, exit bags, partial hanging, etc. I'm shooting myself. 12 gauge, barrel sawed off, 00 buck shot. I'm making sure I don't come back. My only thing is I don't want someone to have the burder of stumbling across my headless corpse. My thought was going out on the ocean since I live on the coast and shooting myself while I'm in the water but I don't know if that'll work. I'm worried that my body will float back onto land. I also don't have that much money so I can't afford a boat to make sure I'm far out on the ocean.

I'm just exhausted. My entire life, since I was like 4, has been miserable and I've had enough. My last serious attempt was back in 2016 (it has nothing to do with the election, just a coincidence). Took a bunch of psychotropics and woke up 3 days later in the hospital. Sometimes I think I actually did die back then and this is just my personal hell. All those liars that told me that it'll get better. No the fuck it hasn't. I'm so much worse for the wear now than I was back then. Over 8 years later with nothing to show for it. The fact that I'm even still thinking about 8 years ago proves it.

 

[pathlessplaces]

I've had enough with the peaceful death shit. SN, exit bags, partial hanging, etc. I'm shooting myself. 12 gauge, barrel sawed off, 00 buck shot. I'm making sure I don't come back. My only thing is I don't want someone to have the burder of stumbling across my headless corpse. My thought was going out on the ocean since I live on the coast and shooting myself while I'm in the water but I don't know if that'll work. I'm worried that my body will float back onto land. I also don't have that much money so I can't afford a boat to make sure I'm far out on the ocean.

I'm just exhausted. My entire life, since I was like 4, has been miserable and I've had enough. My last serious attempt was back in 2016 (it has nothing to do with the election, just a coincidence). Took a bunch of psychotropics and woke up 3 days later in the hospital. Sometimes I think I actually did die back then and this is just my personal hell. All those liars that told me that it'll get better. No the fuck it hasn't. I'm so much worse for the wear now than I was back then. Over 8 years later with nothing to show for it. The fact that I'm even still thinking about 8 years ago proves it.

Do you live near any woods? Go in deep enough and you won't be found until the animals have scavenged. By then it won't matter because you'll be picked pretty much clean

 

[333.333]

i live near the sea too and thats my idea, to take a drug cocktail and start swimming until the coldness just paralyzes me

 

[UnlovedUnlived]

My thought was going out on the ocean since I live on the coast and shooting myself while I'm in the water but I don't know if that'll work. I'm worried that my body will float back onto land. I also don't have that much money so I can't afford a boat to make sure I'm far out on the ocean.

That's kind of funny because I have the same-ish idea.

I want to get a boat, put as many Jerry cans of fuel as I can fit on the boat, take off cruzing until I end up a thousand kilometres into the open ocean, funnel a 26oz of booze, strap a concrete block to my ankles, unload 40 rounds of buckshot into the boat, and as it starts to sink I give myself a round of buckshot and it's bye-bye.

 

[CogitoMori]

I'm going to a place with lots of missing people and digging a hole

 

[LostLily]

I've had recurring fantasies about jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge for years. I even watched the Bridge documentary 10 times. Sadly, it is too late because they installed netting on it.

 

[OldManOfTheLake]

Yeah, I'm in a similar boat to you.

One route to explore would be to buy a pair of snowshoes and go deep into the woods (preferably ones that are snowier). You would be amazed how few people go out in the woods during winter.

 

[a time in time]

I thought of just finding a cave somewhere remote and doing the VSED method....maybe combining that with the cold of winter one would just get delirious and pass out to ctb.....but ultimately I think too high of a chance it could be torturous or someone could find and save you......

 

[lacustra]

That's kind of funny because I have the same-ish idea.

I want to get a boat, put as many Jerry cans of fuel as I can fit on the boat, take off cruzing until I end up a thousand kilometres into the open ocean, funnel a 26oz of booze, strap a concrete block to my ankles, unload 40 rounds of buckshot into the boat, and as it starts to sink I give myself a round of buckshot and it's bye-bye.

sadly, this.

 

[J&L383]

Do you live near any woods? Go in deep enough and you won't be found until the animals have scavenged. By then it won't matter because you'll be picked pretty much clean

I've often had this fantasy as well, give my body back to the creatures that live in the woods, because we've messed up this world for them.

 

[dyingslowly]

I've had enough with the peaceful death shit. SN, exit bags, partial hanging, etc. I'm shooting myself. 12 gauge, barrel sawed off, 00 buck shot. I'm making sure I don't come back. My only thing is I don't want someone to have the burder of stumbling across my headless corpse. My thought was going out on the ocean since I live on the coast and shooting myself while I'm in the water but I don't know if that'll work. I'm worried that my body will float back onto land. I also don't have that much money so I can't afford a boat to make sure I'm far out on the ocean.

I'm just exhausted. My entire life, since I was like 4, has been miserable and I've had enough. My last serious attempt was back in 2016 (it has nothing to do with the election, just a coincidence). Took a bunch of psychotropics and woke up 3 days later in the hospital. Sometimes I think I actually did die back then and this is just my personal hell. All those liars that told me that it'll get better. No the fuck it hasn't. I'm so much worse for the wear now than I was back then. Over 8 years later with nothing to show for it. The fact that I'm even still thinking about 8 years ago proves it.

I think if you can make a boat sink and tie yourself with it and while that is happening you take bunch of pills and shoot yourself in the head, I am quite sure you will be finding home in the middle of the ocean.

 

[exhumed101]

I've had enough with the peaceful death shit. SN, exit bags, partial hanging, etc. I'm shooting myself. 12 gauge, barrel sawed off, 00 buck shot. I'm making sure I don't come back. My only thing is I don't want someone to have the burder of stumbling across my headless corpse. My thought was going out on the ocean since I live on the coast and shooting myself while I'm in the water but I don't know if that'll work. I'm worried that my body will float back onto land. I also don't have that much money so I can't afford a boat to make sure I'm far out on the ocean.

I'm just exhausted. My entire life, since I was like 4, has been miserable and I've had enough. My last serious attempt was back in 2016 (it has nothing to do with the election, just a coincidence). Took a bunch of psychotropics and woke up 3 days later in the hospital. Sometimes I think I actually did die back then and this is just my personal hell. All those liars that told me that it'll get better. No the fuck it hasn't. I'm so much worse for the wear now than I was back then. Over 8 years later with nothing to show for it. The fact that I'm even still thinking about 8 years ago proves it.

Drowning in a ocean