Hiring a hit man

[Dopamine_Junkie44]

Has anyone of you tried to hire a hit man before? Someone that would shoot you for money?
But how to be sure they do it right?
How to transfer the money?

And they would possibly end up in jail…

 

[ScaredCutter]

they most likely wouldnt do the job. its super risky, ur also likely to be scammed and/or fall for a hitman site thats used to lure people who want to kill somebody and put a bounty on them, (basically just fbi site).

even IF u get a hitman, u have no idea if theyll truly go out and do the job.

 

[Lost in a Dream]

I don't think that would work. You would be much better off running into a random mass shooter someday and saying "Take a shot at me motherfucker!" I've fantasized about this very situation happening to me more times than I can count.

 

[Dopamine_Junkie44]

Yeah… I also thought it would probably not work…
there is also a risk they would do it, but live out some sadistic tendencies first…

 

[Yakui]

nope, youre just gonna get scammed.

 

[Dopamine_Junkie44]

do you also know that: I hear about a method. I start researching it, being thrilled that it might finally be the right one. And then I notice that it isn't. Because I am a coward that wants to be very sure before attempting anything…
And then at some point I just surrender and hope that there is a deity that will let me die in my sleep…
And everyone is happy, because I am alive…yeehaw…

 

[Forveleth]

This is not real. This only happens in movies.

 

[Dopamine_Junkie44]

It feels good to be on here again. Speaking everything without trying to make it positive or holding it in…
Sorry that I am writing so much but I really need to get it out… i am soo sick of living at the moment. Trying to be fine. Trying to be a good person. A good employee. A good mother. And always seeing where I am not meeting expectations.
And not trlling everyone because they don't allow me to feel like that. They need me to function.

 

[LetMeOut67]

The tragic story of when Angelina Jolie hired a hitman to kill her

Angelina Jolie once attempted to hire a hitman to kill her, as she didn't want her family to live with her committing suicide but he talked her out of it.

faroutmagazine.co.uk

 

[Dopamine_Junkie44]

Interesting…
Yeah… if you only struggle because you don't achieve the goals fast enough, your life might change in two months.

But if you fight against a chronic disease or against your own head, that is more unlikely.

 

[Leonard_Bangley39]

i feel like it would be much easier (and cheaper) to just buy a gun and do it yourself. and if for some reason you cant get a gun, whether it be restrictions due to permits or mental health, you could always just buy a prop gun and walk into a police station with it and ctb by cop. i would like to emphasize that iwouldnt recommend that though cause chances are that you dont die and just get painfully shot and later arrested

 

[Dopamine_Junkie44]

I think the Cops in Germany have many different options before they shoot me. Like tasing me.
Getting a gun is difficult indeed. And I never shot before. So I will most likely mess it up…

 

[Orbitinganywhere]

I just saw some old news in china about a man who hired a hitman and the hitman hire another hitman and this hitman hire another hitman and so on until there's 5 hitman , in the end the supposed victim didn't die because the last hitman didn't do his job

So in conclusion, not recommend at all to hire a hitman

 

[Dopamine_Junkie44]

What about fireworks? Not the rockets, just the ones that go boom.
If I put them in my mouth: what would happen? Assuming I choose the stongest ones… seen them shatter a glass bottle