Hello death

[divinemistress36]

"Hello is this death? I'm calling to ask why you are late. Did you loose my address or did I not scream loud enough!?"

 

[platypus77]

She's busy apparently.
Too many requests.

 

[L'absent]

Death says it was stuck in traffic, but don't worry, it'll find you sooner or later!

 

[rozeske]

Me: in a seductive tone come to me
Death: reciprocating tome No no, you come to me

 

[Namelesa]

Death: "No it's cus there's so many other people on the waiting list that I have to take care of first."

 

[human909]

Death "i will get to you eventually just wait for a little longer and then it's your turn."

 

[opheliaoveragain]

Death's GPS is just being updated.

 

[bigbang33]

Death went to Target couple weeks ago. Hasn't been seen since. Probably in debt now.

 

[soonnotkoei]

see death doesn't arrive to you, you arrive to death.

 

[tbh2023]

"Hello is this death? I'm calling to ask why you are late. Did you loose my address or did I not scream loud enough!?"

lol

 

[parasite_eve]

"Hello is this death? I'm calling to ask why you are late. Did you loose my address or did I not scream loud enough!?"

Yeah, hi - looks like you paid for Death Basic with Ads, which actually only covers old age; how about we sign you up for Death Premium? Oh and rates have recently increased.

 

[Pluto]

 

[NegevChina]

Death only takes those who want to live passionately, people that can do good for them selves and for society.

 

[divinemistress36]

Death only takes those who want to live passionately, people that can do good for them selves and for society.

This is so true!

 

[DoneWithThisLife]

Hi, Death's secretary here. We have no appointments left for this week. Try ringing again 8am on Monday. Please note calls may be recorded for training purposes.

 

[divinemistress36]

You guys make me laugh!

 

[idelttoilfsadness21]

This is so true!

Where was my free giveaway when I needed it, I did all the requirements, yet was scammed and it was basically bought by an illegal rally fund holder whose more privileged than my broke ass… Haven't you seen my smiles fading overtime… I wanted to live. I was scammed…