Gun + falling?

[win32]

My house has a thing where you walk in and there's a stupid "balcony" thing on the second floor, I don't remember what it's called. You can sit on it and if you don't balance yourself you would fall off easily. I would estimate it's in the ballpark of anywhere from a 15-20 foot fall.

Even taking aspirin, I was not confident using just a .45 ACP FMJ bullet. I just had this idea to combine it with a fall that wouldn't be high enough kill me on its own, in order to decrease my chances of being saveable if I miss the brainstem. Is it worth it though? It's right at the front door after all. If I didn't do this I would do it in a tub with water so I might drown if I miss my brainstem (though the tub is shallow), don't know if that or this would work better.

1. Will it actually increase my chances/speed of dying at all if I fail to hit my brainstem?
2. Would the hole(s) in my skull from the .45 ACP bullet make it any more susceptible to impact damage?
3. Surely the force of the bullet plus gravity would push me off, but how likely am I to land on my head?

I made a crude illustration to get the idea across:

 

[BeyondGoodNEvil]

This sounds really over the top
of course itll work

 

[pthnrdnojvsc]

My house has a thing where you walk in and there's a stupid "balcony" thing on the second floor, I don't remember what it's called. You can sit on it and if you don't balance yourself you would fall off easily. I would estimate it's in the ballpark of anywhere from a 15-20 foot fall.

Even taking aspirin, I was not confident using just a .45 ACP FMJ bullet. I just had this idea to combine it with a fall that wouldn't be high enough kill me on its own, in order to decrease my chances of being saveable if I miss the brainstem. Is it worth it though? It's right at the front door after all. If I didn't do this I would do it in a tub with water so I might drown if I miss my brainstem (though the tub is shallow), don't know if that or this would work better.

1. Will it actually increase my chances/speed of dying at all if I fail to hit my brainstem?
2. Would the hole(s) in my skull from the .45 ACP bullet make it any more susceptible to impact damage?
3. Surely the force of the bullet plus gravity would push me off, but how likely am I to land on my head?

I made a crude illustration to get the idea across:

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i was thinking of something similar. hang off a boat in the ocean and shoot myself to knock myself out so i don't feel the pain of drowning in case i live. another version would be over a cliff into the ocean . i guess if i shoot myself in the mouth aiming for the brain stem it should at least knock me out? other things that i thought might make this more effective have a wooden boat, fishing gear pretend to be fishing once i get out far enough i don't see any humans then i set boat to slowly sink like drill a small hole in a wooden boat out over deep water. then i'll hang out over side of boat and shoot myself so i let go and i sink (i'll have strapped on steel weights so i sink fast). i have a .45 too. i hope that knocks me out at least but hitting the brain stem will mean Death which would be the best.

All these methods i have to think of and test for what ? it would been have a billion times easier if i hadn't been born. the odds of me having been born are like imo 400000000000000 trillion trillion to one, what bad luck. what did i ever do that was worth anything much less this hell? nothing.

 

[Anonymous_A]

i was thinking of something similar. hang off a boat in the ocean and shoot myself to knock myself out so i don't feel the pain of drowning in case i live. another version would be over a cliff into the ocean . i guess if i shoot myself in the mouth aiming for the brain stem it should at least knock me out? other things that i thought might make this more effective have a wooden boat, fishing gear pretend to be fishing once i get out far enough i don't see any humans then i set boat to slowly sink like drill a small hole in a wooden boat out over deep water. then i'll hang out over side of boat and shoot myself so i let go and i sink (i'll have strapped on steel weights so i sink fast)

*JAWS music starts playing*

 

[pthnrdnojvsc]

*JAWS music starts playing*

actually it helps that people bring up obstacles to methods . makes me think of things like : i'll turn the gun on myself fast before any human or other kind of DNA creature can get close to me . also no sharks in big lakes . can sit on slide :