Fun and creative ways to ctb.

[Scotty]

A couple of weeks ago when I was a bit more manic I came up with some crazy and fun ways to cbt.

I live near the mountains in the states, so I figured that I would drive up to the mountains, drink a lot, dress up in a suit made of meat and pass out so that the bears and mountain lions would eat me.

Thank goodness I am less manic now and have decided on SN.

I would love to hear more fun ideas?

 

[yeahwellso]

A classic, popularized by Doug Stanhope, is to do a very long-drop hanging with thin wire, supergluing your hands to the sides of your head before jumping. So that you get to be found holding your own head.

 

[Scotty]

A classic, popularized by Doug Stanhope, is to do a very long-drop hanging with thin wire, supergluing your hands to the sides of your head before jumping. So that you get to be found holding your own head.

That is amazing! Thanks!

 

[Intotheflames]

I always want to do bungee jump, and thought about jumping prematurely, i.e. before the safety wire was hooked. Two birds one stone lol

 

[Good4Nothing]

I've entertained the idea of hooking a high speed motor to a bench vice. Put head in vice, flip the switch, and *squish*.

Someone here several months ago was planning to ctb by tying a rope to a chainsaw and swinging it around their head into their neck, amongst other gruesome ideas. They were dead serious, too.

 

[massiveblackhole]

Not creative as such but i've wondered how easy it would be to walk into a shooting range, shoot a few rounds then shoot yourself in the head? Dont have shooting ranges in my company so dunno. Or dress up as a deer and hope to get shot by an hunter in a game park?

 

[Good4Nothing]

Not creative as such but i've wondered how easy it would be to walk into a shooting range, shoot a few rounds then shoot yourself in the head?

This has happened. I've seen at least a half dozen videos of people doing this.

 

[Frauw]

Escaping a human sized fish tank while bound in a strait jacket?

 

[DivineMedicus]

I have said it before and I will say it again: eat as many beans as you can until you explode.

 

[VivianVermouth]

Or dress up as a deer and hope to get shot by an hunter in a game park?

I mean, if you're ok with people thinking you're a furry larping as a deer or something after your death, I suppose that would work. Better hope the hunter is a good shot though.

 

[massiveblackhole]

I mean, if you're ok with people thinking you're a furry larping as a deer or something after your death, I suppose that would work. Better hope the hunter is a good shot though.

i dont think the suggestions in this thread are meant to be taken seriously...

 

[WornOutLife]

Not exactly fun, but I've thought of dressing as a clown and "rob" a bank and then take a hostage and force policd to shoot me.
Of course, it was a ridiculous idea. I don't want anybody to be part of my ctb in a direct or indirect way.

The clown part is fun, though. Lol.

 

[DivineMedicus]

Not exactly fun, but I've thought of dressing as a clown and "rob" a bank and then take a hostage and force policd to shoot me.
Of course, it was a ridiculous idea. I don't want anybody to be part of my ctb in a direct or indirect way.

The clown part is fun, though. Lol.

Shot before attempted man's laughter?