Define LIFE

[WornOutLife]

I'll start:

"Life: That thing you never asked to be given and still, here you are, existing."

 

[MyOwnWorstEnemy]

Birth mate die, same as any species.

 

[Bigpink]

Born, suffer, die

 

[Morituri_Te_Salutant]

Living
In [a]
Futile [plane of]
Existence

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

L: Looking
I: Into
F: Fucking
E: Killing myself

 

[Morituri_Te_Salutant]

L: Looking
I: Into
F: Fucking
E: Ending myself

fixed it for you

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

fixed it for you

That destroys the joke.

 

[Morituri_Te_Salutant]

That destroys the joke.

what joke? ( ' v ' ; ; )

 

[restforeternity]

what joke? ( ' v ' ; ; )

Life's a Joke hehehe

 

[Superdeterminist]

Life is that theme park that looked so dazzling in the commercial, but when you show up you realise they were lying and it's a run-down mess where the employees hate their jobs, the rides are rusting and falling apart, and the food is cheap frozen rubbish.

From another angle though, many have agreed that the 'cell' is the basic unit of life. Everything we typically perceive as living has cells. The line between life and non-life is very blurred though, because; what features define a cell? And we have viruses, which the consensus agrees are non-living because they are not cells, and they don't replicate independently or something. Only a small fraction of life actually appears to be conscious. How did life emerge from non-life? Abiogenesis? Seems convincing but there's more work to be done.

 

[BluesRunTheGame]

An ephemeral state whereby an organism is able to experience a miniscule part of the universe via minimal senses, so as to produce more such organisms, until their species and piece of the universe is destroyed (e.g. swallowed by a star or killed off by their own or another species' hands).

Utterly pointless, unless there is some dark humour involved for a higher being or for the masters of what could in fact actually just be a simulation.

 

[nopointofliving]

A painful form of universal consciousness.

 

[ClownMe]

Life: a place where literally anything could potentially fuck you over.

 

[Dutchyala]

For me life is suffering. Even happiness eventually leads to suffering when you lose it.

 

[NormaJeane]

Life should be a miracle, but when you live long enough it will be suffering. Life is not fair, so for some people life will be more suffering than for others - and that is something people do not think about when they have children.

 

[budgie]

A cruel joke.

 

[nolongerhuman]

Life(TM); the experience of a lifetime, whether you want it or not. Please consult your attorney to decide if Life(TM) is right for you. Experiences range from pleasant to extremely horrifying.

 

[RegretedFeeling]

First I was a seed,
And then I was petrified!

 

[ExhaustedExistence]

Life: The most pointless thing ever.

 

[albino_elk]

what the fuck.
birth.
diseases, fked up ppl/system and their religions,fked up mental health.
what the fuck.
and then you die.

 

[saltshaker]

There's these DNAs in you and there trying to climb out of you, fuck all the shit up, then take over the land. Then your meat suit breaks down and you die.

Basically. If your smart or lucky you'll have some fun and not work too hard along the way.

 

[yive]

suffering/evil/trap/prison/torture/slavery/rape

 

[WornOutLife]

Omg I love your definitions of LIFE!! This thread was certainly a good idea lol.

@BluesRunTheGame :

What a wise reflection and definition bro! I bet you were sober when you wrote your reply right? haha
Anyway, hope you're drinking tonight so that we get wasted!!

 

[FuneralCry]

Other people say life is a gift, I say it is a curse.

 

[NothingElseMatters]

life is like a big obstacle, put in front of your optical to slow you down. And every time you think you've gotten past it, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground

 

[loopylou]

 

[Asylum]

Mentally tortured then you die.

 

[BluesRunTheGame]

Omg I love your definitions of LIFE!! This thread was certainly a good idea lol.

@BluesRunTheGame :

What a wise reflection and definition bro! I bet you were sober when you wrote your reply right? haha
Anyway, hope you're drinking tonight so that we get wasted!!

Yes was sober. Now not so much lol.