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Arvayn

Arvayn

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I had two bananas today.
I once had a giant banana that almost matched the length of my forearm in size. Although the size was impressive, it was eaten all the same.
 
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Arvayn

Arvayn

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Our evolutionary cousins agree that bananas are scrumptious.
 
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amor.dor

amor.dor

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You're cruel talking about fruits like that — it just makes me even hungrier.



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sorry, i get it but i am prone to binging so lol
lemme talk about fruit instead of something less healthy
 
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Arvayn

Arvayn

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Sure, here's a loosely related story.
When I was younger, I had an ex who would go shopping for these massive bananas at the supermarket and bring them to school.
She would proceed to shove the bananas as far up her throat as she could possibly manage, in front of everybody. Overtime, she got pretty good at it.
Eventually, she became insecure about the fact that rumors started to spread about her. I have no idea what she expected to happen.
 
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that is..................................................... a story
 
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Xi-Xi

Xi-Xi

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I want to CTB by banana radiation

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Which is a thing
 
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Arvayn

Arvayn

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How many bananas did you need for that, again? I forget if it was hundreds of thousands or if it was millions.
Either way, you better biologically augment that stomach of yours if banana radiation is the CTB plan.
 
boddibo

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@U. A. banana radiation should be added to the non-method CTB list 🧐
 
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How many bananas did you need for that, again? I forget if it was hundreds of thousands or if it was millions.
Either way, you better biologically augment that stomach of yours if banana radiation is the CTB plan.
Yeah but what if I did the American route, and toppled a Central American government for their bananas

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Arvayn

Arvayn

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Refreshed my memory; you need to eat about 50 million bananas in a short amount of time.
At least, you can be certain you'll never be potassium deficient ever again.

Yeah but what if I did the American route, and toppled a Central American government for their bananas
Just point your finger at the nearest country and scream 'COMMUNISM!', and reap the fruits of your hard-earned labor...

how the hell did you turn the 9 a bit sideways
He likely wrote it in italics.
 
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you can't fucking tell me Fish old man doesn't know italics
 
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Arvayn

Arvayn

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Yeah! The fruit companies had their own paramilitary branches long before the war, and would send teams of mercenaries to do dirty work. It was only a matter of time before they got involved with the real military.
I believe all of them merged into Chiquita now. They needed that rebrand, after the war crimes... But any war crime is worth it for sweet 'nanas.
 
amor.dor

amor.dor

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I think I've seen a user with the name "Death by Banana" before.
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This thousand is fighting for its life as people repeatedly try to drag it into the void.
 

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