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- Apr 25, 2020
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Granted your cats have thumbs and can do all the housework and take over your life
I wish I had a cat
I wish I had a cat
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granted, but it will die in exactly 24 hours. show him as much of the world as you can :(I wish I had a cat
Granted, but it's OTT, sickly and fake, making you feel isolated and alone.i wish everyone was friendly to me
Granted! Oh no your cats had an accidentGranted - and you're now in charge of 300 organizations you've created for various causes and you've accumulated enough air miles to fly first class for the rest of your life!
I wish I never had to scoop another litterbox!
Granted. But all your other senses are 75% worse to compensate for it.Granted, but you will be employed by a 24 hour news service which will hopefully at least give you meal and bathroom breaks.
I wish my eyesight was naturally 20/20.
Granted, now you're stuck in 1909 with the Penny.What sort of sorting? I can try again.
Granted, you can click your fingers and make what you want to happen, happen, but it only works in your dreams.
I wish I could find a 1909 SVD penny.
Granted but you will forget to bring it every time you need it
I wish I had a dog
Granted but now everyone you love suffers from those illnesses.
I wish I could talk to animals.
Granted but the animals or the humans can understand you
I wish i wasnt so depressed
i wish I could talk to a ghost.
Granted! The ghost becomes a BFF and takes you places you've never ever been
I wish I could play bass.
Granted, but you will only live as an impotent private parts.Granted but every bass you pick up is mysteriously horribly out of tune, and if you try to tune it the strings snap.
I wish I could live in the Culture as described by Iain Banks.
Granted, but you will only live as an impotent private parts.
I wish I could teleport anywhere I want.
Granted but you can only fly about 2 metres off the ground and you need to be naked because clothes will weigh you down.Granted, but every time you do you end up with an extra body part attached at a random location.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could be someone else with a better life.