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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

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Feb 23, 2020
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you can also have pets euthanised at home!

Yes in the UK they offer animals a 24/7 humane peaceful death, humans can't even get fentanyl, :smiling: the trouble with the call out service will they only bring enough N to euthanise the animal listed to be treated, so may not be enough for a human to CTB.

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Yes in the UK they offer animals a 24/7 humane peaceful death, humans can't even get fentanyl, :smiling: the trouble with the call out service will they only bring enough N to euthanise the animal listed to be treated, so may not be enough for a human to CTB.

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Geo

i rang them and said i need my pet elephant put down:wink:

or maybe i just ring a few different ones, for the various poorly animals i have lol
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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i rang them and said i need my pet elephant put down:wink:

or maybe i just ring a few different ones, for the various poorly animals i have lol

Funny enough when I spoke to them they said that's the 6th elephant euthanasia call we've had today, :smiling: you have to book and pay online in advance but I was going order to a different house and say it's a great dane and when they arrive, snatch there bag and do a runner, but I know something will go wrong and end up in prison for 5 years.

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Geo
 
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Funny enough when I spoke to them they said that's the 6th elephant euthanasia call we've had today, :smiling: you have to book and pay online in advance but I was going order to a different house and say it's a great dane and when they arrive, snatch there bag and do a runner, but I know something will go wrong and end up in prison for 5 years.

Cheers

Geo

i just looked and the recommended dose of dolethal is 0.7ml per kg. so if you had a dog that was 50kg it would be 35ml of dolethal. that would be roughly 5.5g of N. so its going to have to be a cow or something not a dog to get the right amount lol.

i really have too much time on my hands working shit like that out!!!!
 
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Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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i just looked and the recommended dose of dolethal is 0.7ml per kg. so if you had a dog that was 50kg it would be 35ml of dolethal. that would be roughly 5.5g of N. so its going to have to be a cow or something not a dog to get the right amount lol.

i really have too much time on my hands working shit like that out!!!!

Lol welcome to my world, haha

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/thre...n-easy-and-cheap-solution-not-capsules.36248/

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/thre...-papers-chocolate-flavoured.37698/post-702642

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/propranolol-dosage-for-sn.42878/

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Geo
 
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Yeah but I want to die now and not go and study years in vet school lmao
 
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a person on another thread said they were going to try a fake prescription. don't know if they actually tried it or not!!!
 
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