anyone else just go to church for the food

[psp3000]

sometimes in my free time or whenever I pass a few churches on a drive every once in a while I daydream of a scheme in my mind to become someone who just shows up at random churches for the food or to be accepted into it by bringing my own food and then go there for a month and infiltrate the church so then I can get free desserts and can convince them to let me in on a deal for communion wafers or to let me use the church funds to just get one big box

and then disappear from that church to a different church after a year has passed

the other scheme is to go to a church or find a church that still passes out/displays chick tracks so then I can collect all those small comics

I would also like to add/forgot to add that I haven't been to church in about 4 years~ or more

 

[Pluto]

 

[tormentedhusk]

I heard gurdwaras are known for feeding people for free. This service is used by a lot of homeless people in areas that have them.

You don't need to convert and everyone is welcome.

 

[EternalShore]

I heard gurdwaras are known for feeding people for free. This service is used by a lot of homeless people in areas that have them.

You don't need to convert and everyone is welcome.

A lot of churches also have pantries where they collect food from parishioners or others and give it to those in need or let them come and take some~ :) ofc, the church desserts that psp3000 describes is still better, since well, they're desserts~ xD

 

[WhatCouldHaveBeen32]

I don't go personally but I don't find a problem at all with what you typed, while I do not like religion in general it does not discredit that they do have some funding and that if someone is in need of food and water I can't deny that I would wish for them to be able to get it from somewhere even if that place is a place which I disagree with completely. Sometimes there are more important things than agreeing with a concept or belief. Obviously one right thing doesn't mean that the many wrongs are forgotten.

 

[psp3000]

I heard gurdwaras are known for feeding people for free. This service is used by a lot of homeless people in areas that have them.

You don't need to convert and everyone is welcome.

A lot of churches also have pantries where they collect food from parishioners or others and give it to those in need or let them come and take some~ :) ofc, the church desserts that psp3000 describes is still better, since well, they're desserts~ xD

oh I thought everyone's church basically cooked or had food cooked and ready for after service is over (it's what I grew up with and was used to)

but I do know about the food drives and what not some churches also have boxes or pantries outside where people can drive up and donate to them same with some libraries too and I think it's great that some communities and neighbourhoods also have donation boxes and community fridges

I am not in need or trying to convert I am just greedy and like to steal the fruits of labor of random grandmas baking random Bundt cakes + the body of Christ tastes really good

 

[EternalShore]

oh I thought everyone's church basically cooked or had food cooked and ready for after service is over (it's what I grew up with and was used to)

but I do know about the food drives and what not some churches also have boxes or pantries outside where people can drive up and donate to them same with some libraries too and I think it's great that some communities and neighbourhoods also have donation boxes and community fridges

oooo~ neat! :3 my church has meals together a few times a year~ :) every day we went to my mom's old church (special occasions), they had meals too! xD It's awesome that yours had them ready for afterwards every day tho~ :D
and yeah, it's truly wonderful how community hubs like churches and libraries make so much food available for those in need~ ^_^

I am not in need or trying to convert I am just greedy and like to steal the fruits of labor of random grandmas baking random Bundt cakes + the body of Christ tastes really good

yeahhh, I figured that's what you were going after! xD so silly! :3 I wish I liked food too! hehe~

 

[psp3000]

and yeah, it's truly wonderful how community hubs like churches and libraries make so much food available for those in need~ ^_^

I hope they never stop or go scarce as they are more important now (community donation and giving back/helping people with their needs) than ever with the threat of federal funding being cut when it comes to food benefits or programs

and I hope more people are inspired to give and focus on community and how ro help others with and without such threats

 

[EmptyBottle]

While I do like the little feasts and food sometimes being served, it's not the main reason I go to church. Still, interesting reading the replies.

Where I was.. there were chips, brownies, rice noodles with carrot and similar, and sometimes little cakes and biscuits.

 

[darksouls]

While I do like the little feasts and food sometimes being served, it's not the main reason I go to church. Still, interesting reading the replies.

Where I was.. there were chips, brownies, rice noodles with carrot and similar, and sometimes little cakes and biscuits.

that sounds great
in my church there was never any food
the evangelical church seems to be stingier

 

[EmptyBottle]

that sounds great
in my church there was never any food
the evangelical church seems to be stingier

ohh... or maybe they didn't think of organising it (idk)

 

[darksouls]

ohh... or maybe they didn't think of organising it (idk)

no they are greedy for money
they always just want money from me

 

[psp3000]

ohh... or maybe they didn't think of organising it (idk)

no they are greedy for money
they always just want money from me

Both of these comments reminded me when this happened



also this

 

[Renato]

sometimes in my free time or whenever I pass a few churches on a drive every once in a while I daydream of a scheme in my mind to become someone who just shows up at random churches for the food or to be accepted into it by bringing my own food and then go there for a month and infiltrate the church so then I can get free desserts and can convince them to let me in on a deal for communion wafers or to let me use the church funds to just get one big box

and then disappear from that church to a different church after a year has passed

the other scheme is to go to a church or find a church that still passes out/displays chick tracks so then I can collect all those small comics

I would also like to add/forgot to add that I haven't been to church in about 4 years~ or more

This is hilariously evil.
I just had a fantasy about that: we could go together, maybe disguised as a traditional and god fearing couple. Infiltrate, maybe I could help with some manual labor and you could bake some cakes, like a good trad wife. Then we steal the funds and disappear. Then you accidentally let them know my identity and place. All of a sudden I realize how evil you can be. Then you ask me to do it again.

I had a cat who looked exactly capable of something like this, and now I can't stop thinking of going around with her fooling good-hearted people.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Sounds like a solid plan to me playstation portable. Church is such a joke. My gf dragged me to a service the other week, and it was just two or three old people mumbling about some shit I couldn't even understand for an hour, then they passed around the collection basket three times. There were cookies at the end but I was too bored to even eat and I just wanted to get the hell out of there. How does this appeal to anyone?

 

[Forveleth]

Not worth the propaganda you have to deal with. It is like getting free plane tickets if you sit through those time-share meetings. By hour 3 your realize you do not care about going on vacation anymore and you regret your life choices.

 

[eattwinkiesseejesus]

As a member of the church- come. Even if you just want the food, any true church of God will welcome you with open arms. If your homeless, hungry, looking for ac for 2 hours, a meal, or the word - come.

 

[The Morningstar]

Well, when I think church and free food, I am reminded of Wedding Crashers. Ofc, they weren't after the food, per se, but that could be your reason for doing it. And the open bar with free sodas. Snag some wedding favors while you're at it, lol.
A little off subject, since the reception is usually not held at a church, but I've been to a couple where they were.