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noname223

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Most important and most sophisticated thread for today. My friends had to laugh when sharing this story and I explained to them something like that is only possible in the land of the free and the home of the brave. There is footage of the situation.


Firefighters in Kansas City, US, were forced to cut apart a portable toilet after a man bizarrely got himself trapped beneath the seat. The unusual incident took place on July 14 when the crews with Patriot Portable Restrooms were collecting the porta-potty units after the culmination of a FIFA World Cup event.

Local firefighters were called to come and rescue the man, who ended up being rude while they were helping. "I'm not listening, put your head through the thing like you were before we showed up," one firefighter shouted. "I can't, dumbf*ck," the stuck man responded. "I'm the dumbf*ck? You're stuck in a urinal," the firefighter shot back.

In the end, the man was freed from the toilet, with the fire crew needing to hose him down afterwards.


After it was cut open, the man was able to exit the toilet. Fire department did hook up water to their truck and gave them a free shower," said Counterman.


What Happened?

According to Patriot Portable Restrooms, the incident occurred while crews were collecting units after an event tied to the FIFA World Cup.
When workers checked one of the units, they found it locked from the inside. After the occupant did not come out, a police officer helped open the door. At first, the restroom appeared empty.

Then, the man's head emerged through the toilet opening.
Responders found that he had climbed into the waste holding tank beneath the toilet seat. Firefighters from the Kansas City Fire Department were called to the scene, along with an ambulance, to safely remove him.

Why Was He in the Tank?

The explanation was almost as surprising as the rescue itself.
According to Patriot Portable Restrooms, the man told responders he had dropped a bottle of Mountain Dew into the toilet the previous evening and climbed inside to retrieve it. Once inside the waste tank, however, he became unable to get back out.
Company officials said he remained trapped for roughly eight hours before being discovered.


 
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SweetChariot

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I'm not familiar with how a porta potty work since it's not a thing at all in my country but from what i've seen isn't it just literally a bucket for shit and piss?
that sounds ghastly lol
 
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Lucifer’s Son

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Now THERE'S a reason to wanna ctb, lmfao
 

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