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Demian

Demian

Experienced
Mar 25, 2024
239
Tell us something funny that happened to you. I'll start.

Once a friend of my parents came to our house. Then he started talking about his blouse, which was very expensive, and went on about it. I was four years old. I took a pair of scissors and cut off the sleeve of his shirt. The guy got very angry and my mother disciplined me. I waited until it was over and, in the end, I said to her: "It didn't hurt".

I have several mischievous things I did when I was a child; this is one of the mildest.

Now it's your turn.
 
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NoName_NoLife

Illuminated
Aug 12, 2024
21
Every year when I have a birthday I wish "I wanna die now".
The family says "may it come true for you".
I don't know if it's funny but it amuses me every year.
 

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