Which is a good place to hang myself and which area of the neck is where I can feel my heartbeat?

[popcorn1234]

I was thinking of hanging myself on the wood curtain rod or the wood rod in my closet. I was also thinking of hanging myself on the showerhead in my bathroom. I am not sure which would work better.

I also don't know which area of the neck is where I can hear my heartbeat.

 

[Sleeper System]

I don't know too much about hanging dear popcorn but those surfaces don't seem durable enough. Ive heard of people using door knobs so maybe it's possible at the right angle.

 

[Fly Fly Away]

I have the same problem. I don't have a place to hang from. I'm thinking about using a tree in the park but a passerby might see me. I could really use some suggestions. I'm too cowardly to jump or ingest poison.