Games When Life Gives You Lemons

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Finish the sentence. Positive, negative, doesn't matter.

I'll start.

When life gives you lemons,

Get mad, then demand to see life's manager.

 

[Kat!]

MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

 

[Makko]

make lemon cream salmon

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

 

[Kat!]

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Thank god. Okay, now let's do some more testing.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Start a lemon-themed business and force more lemons into people's lives where in some cases they will accept them willingly.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Get some limes, some tequilla, some triple sec and make lemony margaritas aaaaiiiii!

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

When life gives you lemons

learn to live with the sour taste in your mouth.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

When life gives you lemons

learn to live with the sour taste in your mouth.

Reminds me of the Chinese proverb

卧薪尝胆

To sleep on brushwood (sticks) and taste the gall (bladder). Roughly translates to enduring self-imposed hardships to (a) strengthen your resolve so as to realise your ambitions or (b) nurse your grudges so you can take revenge later.

 

[Mentalmick]

When life gives you lemons,

Get a tall vampire lady to take all the pain away.

 

[the_phoenix_project]

Just eat it raw. I like the sour bitter taste actually.

 

[signifying nothing]

Give them back.

 

[foxdie]

When life gives you lemons,

Sell them and buy bitcoins.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

When life gives you lemons,

Get a tall vampire lady to take all the pain away.

"Your lemons... I'll take them." she chuckles, as she runs her fingers down your back. You are unable to resist as her fangs close down on your neck. Your eyes close as you fall into a deep slumber...

It is a cold, moonlit night. Clad in filthy grave rags, you find yourself in what appears to be a cemetery. You try to recall how you got here but can't — in fact you don't remember anything at all. You hear your stomach growl, but you can't even begin to describe what you hunger for. Then you catch a glimpse of a little girl sobbing in a corner by the chapel, no doubt a lamb that has strayed from its flock. An explosion of red flashes before your eyes and you see yourself tear open her veins with your fingernails, gorging yourself on the sweet nectar of life. Giving in to the maddening desire, you lunge at your prey with fangs bared. But all of a sudden, you are held back by unseen restraints.

"No, not yet. Seems you need a little discipline."

A familiar silhouette turns to face you, lips curling into a sneer as she glides forward to claim her pet.

GAME OVER
Bad End #1 — Vampire Spawn

When life gives you lemons,

Sell them and buy bitcoins.

Aha! Opportunity!

 

[settheory]

Throw them at life.

 

[jodes2]

When life give you lemons

Eat them and feel the sourness in your cheeks

 

[Unending]

When life gives you lemons, just
grip it tight in your fist and leer at it for you do not like lemons.

 

[jodes2]

Suck them

 

[zeenatax]

See a therapist right away

 

[RedKingdom]

I make beef stew. Sorry dumb Andy Milonakis show reference in case anyone ever watched that back in the day lol

 

[cristata]

Bake a cake and make to a lemon-flavoured glaze to go with it

 

[Valky]

When life gives you lemons,

Just say no thank you and keep going.
…shove them down your throat and choke on 'em.
….take it. Don't waste food.
…make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

 

[DragMeIntoPlace911]

When life gives you lemons, but you realised they never gave you lemons at all. We invented it.

 

[Pluto]

 

[One day too late]

When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

 

[Namelesa]

MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I'M THE MAN WHO IS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

 

[One day too late]

When life gives you lemons, take a tequila shot and squeeze the lemon in your mouth.

 

[defrauder9000]

try to CTB and OD on Vitamin C

 

[fallingleaves]

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people

 

[leloyon]

Build a cannon and shoot them into the sky, back at life. And then continue to fire artillery at the sky for a full twenty four hours to make life pay for this nonsense.