What is this longing I feel?

[GentleJerk]

Standing here in my pajamas, looking sad and holding my dick in my hands.

Semi-erect, a single tear runs down my face.

...I'm quietly wondering when the notorious G.A.E. @GenesAndEnvironment is gonna release his next epic banger.

Cue the drum roll!

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Go on man, give it a gentle jerk already. Way too many blue balls on SS.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Standing here in my pajamas, looking sad and holding my dick in my hands.

Semi-erect, a single tear runs down my face.

...I'm quietly wondering when the notorious G.A.E. @GenesAndEnvironment is gonna release his next epic banger.

Cue the drum roll!

Go on man, give it a gentle jerk already. Way too many blue balls on SS.

Just here to provide a bit of support.

 

[GentleJerk]

Go on man, give it a gentle jerk already. Way too many blue balls on SS.

Just here to provide a bit of support.

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I might have to now. Just to pass the time.

I'm feeling the pressure building here, both from you guys and Mr. Bojangles.

I named my penis Mr. Bojangles.

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

I'm not familiar with @GenesAndEnvironment ...
Context please..?

 

[GentleJerk]

I'm not familiar with @GenesAndEnvironment ...
Context please..?

Aw I'm sorry! I would give you some context, but it's more fun if I just let you spin.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

I might have to now. Just to pass the time.

I'm feeling the pressure building here, both from you guys and Mr. Bojangles.

I named my penis Mr. Bojangles.

You've got a captive audience now... No turning back bro

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Aw I'm sorry! I would give you some context, but it's more fun if I just let you spin.

I, uh, can't... they put all the blocks on, so I can't see who they are and what they do...

 

[lofticries]

 

[GentleJerk]

You've got a captive audience now... No turning back bro

It's what you've all been waiting for. The greatest show of the century. A once in a lifetime event, coming to you LIVE...

 

[Brick In The Wall]

It's what you've all been waiting for. The greatest show of the century. A once in a lifetime event, coming to you LIVE...
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For once I'm glad I got seats in the nose bleed section instead of the "splash zone."

 

[GentleJerk]

For once I'm glad I got seats in the nose bleed section instead of the "splash zone."

You underestimate my distance, sir!

Semi-erect

I hope you guys like chocolate. Cause I've got half a blocc

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Lol, appreciate it. Can't really do it on demand, but I'll throw a few lines in:


Another lovely day in the basement, normies getting bothered by the foul scent.
Cuz it's hot outside, and my pee jugs are leaking.
Didn't shower this month, and the cum rag is reeking.

Yesterday I stayed in bed.
Why get up, when never to wed?
I'll stay down. When I try, I fail.
Count me out, I've no wind to sail.

Cucked is he who works for free.
Without reward, he's still on board.
Doomed is he who's had enough.
And nature comes, to call his bluff.

 

[whatevs]

Go on man, give it a gentle jerk already. Way too many blue balls on SS.

I'm definitely not contributing to this issue.

 

[GentleJerk]

Lol, appreciate it. Can't really do it on demand, but I'll throw a few lines in:


Another lovely day in the basement, normies getting bothered by the foul scent.
Cuz it's hot outside, and my pee jugs are leaking.
Didn't shower this month, and the cum rag is reeking.

Yesterday I stayed in bed.
Why get up, when never to wed?
I'll stay down. When I try, I fail.
Count me out, I've no wind to sail.

Cucked is he who works for free.
Without reward, he's still on board.
Doomed is he who's had enough.
And nature comes, to call his bluff.

Oh man... Like, I'm honored! But I feel kinda bad for pushing it on the spot now. I'll let the maestro do things on his own time from now on.

Still-





Slaps harder than my ex's fat thighs, as usual.

 

[whatevs]

I'm not familiar with @GenesAndEnvironment ...
Context please..?

Here's some context. I found a documentary on this hip hop artist that GentleJerkOff is talking about:

 

[GentleJerk]

GentleJerkOff

Thought we were friends.