Rogue Proxy
Enlightened
- Sep 12, 2021
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I recently contemplated how dangerous and deceptive law enforcement has always been towards innocent civilians. My musings led to how farts are more trustworthy than the police. First starters, healthy individuals can often distinguish flatulence versus feces in their rectum thanks to the rectal anal inhibitory reflex. Police officers will lie, cheat, and steal to get whatever they want. They can plant evidence, make false statements, destroy personal property, assault, and kill you even if you are completely innocent. All with little to no consequences. Unless you're a legal expert (bonus points if you're also well-versed in human behavior), you don't know their true intensions and motives.
Second, farts will never legally kidnap or force institutionalization on you for saying "no" to life. Law enforcement and the legal system are the two greatest threats to existential freedom.
Third, flatulence is only dangerous when very close to open flames or in very high concentration in an airtight space. (In fact, if you can collect enough gas in a large chamber, that could be your personal CTB ticket.) Police can attack and kill with little to no provocation.
In closing, I'd like to pose this question: what do you trust more: a fart or a police officer?
Second, farts will never legally kidnap or force institutionalization on you for saying "no" to life. Law enforcement and the legal system are the two greatest threats to existential freedom.
Third, flatulence is only dangerous when very close to open flames or in very high concentration in an airtight space. (In fact, if you can collect enough gas in a large chamber, that could be your personal CTB ticket.) Police can attack and kill with little to no provocation.
In closing, I'd like to pose this question: what do you trust more: a fart or a police officer?
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