Tips for cutting my carotid artery

[sardonic laugh]

What do I need to know/do before stabbing myself in the carotid artery? Besides sharpening the knife and having a few drinks of course. I don't like SN and "peaceful methods", for me personally they are too unmanly, and also too long

 

[Ch4in3dcr0w]

Im guessing u readed up about methods and know what u are getting into so there is nothing more to know than where the artery is, something like a military knife can help as i found them more sharp than even the most sharpened kitchen knife. Good luck and much love

 

[TooManyChances]

If I had the sharpest machete ever I would just cut my neck as fast as I can as if trying to cut off my head. Someone in Brazil did that I think.

But the sad reality, we have shitty knives and stuff that's too small. You will have to locate the artery which is super difficult because just feeling the pulse is not enough to know its exact location. Trust me, I've thought about this a lot, but it's going to be challenge. Avicii did it, but it was luck