Teach us some new swear words because cussing is fun

[noname223]

I thought about that because a very famous German moderator taught Eminem some German swear words. It was quite funny. But I can't teach the pronunciation.

Scheiße/Scheisse - Fuck or bullshit
Ficken - To fuck/ having sex in a vulgar terms
verfickte scheisse - Fucking bullshit
Hurensohn - son of a bitch
Dummes Arschloch - stupid asshole

Eminem knew one German swear word which is not really widespread but Eminem liked it a lot
Freifickmuschi - A pussy which one can fuck for free (I don't know a better translation)

I hope you can visit Germany one day and impresse my fellow Germans with these skills.
You can add some swear words from your native language. But even the English natives can name some exotic ones which they like

 

[GentleJerk]

Coit - Aussie slang word meaning bum hole.
Clacker - Also an Aussie slang term for the bum hole.

 

[thereisthemist]

mind blowing

 

[rationaltake]

pendejo - Mexican insult that literally means pubic hair

 

[Feeding Pigeons]

cyka blyat

 

[onlyanimalsaregood]

Filho da puta (in Portuguese) - motherfucker.

 

[MicropBaldCurrycel]

Madir Chod - Mother Fucker
Ben Chod - Sister Fucker
Chutiya- Fucker

 

[bubo]

In Indonesian we have
bangsat: which means like "son of a bitch" or "bastard" in English
monyet is alike to bangsat, it means more so "asshole" or "bitch"

 

[Un-]

In South Africa, there's an afrikaans word:
Poes
Which means vagina. So you'd say:
Poes! Poes!
Or:
You're a poes
You also have the afrikaans phrase:
I'll moor you
Which, depending on the context, can either be lighthearted, or could end up with you being stabbed. It essentially means that you'll beat them up, really, really badly.

And in the Europes, there's pussyhole (pronounced and often spelt poesio):
Shut up you poesio!

Dickhead in the Europes is also quite bad, if you place emphasis on the "dick" part:
Brudda, you some dickhead, fam!

Go suck your mother is also another one. If someone tells you that, they're saying you should suck your mom's pussy:
Further, go suck your mother!

 

[KQuotientW]

Well, I'm half Dutch and half Aussie.

Eikel (acorn / head of penis) - if you call someone an eikel, it means you think they're a jerk. I guess for an English speaker, it would sound like "eye-kel".

Klootzak (scrotum) - if you call someone a klootzak, it's equivalent to saying they're an arsehole.

Scheet - fart

Schijt - shit . English would sound like "sh-ait" (kind of). Dutch pronunciation of "h", though.

Root (Aussie slang) - sex. To have a root - to have sex; to get a root - to get laid, etc.

 

[castler]

Dutch: ""fuck jongen"" -- fuck boy (used to describe one who is a prick

German: ""Fick Junge"" same as above

 

[KQuotientW]

More Dutch swear words

Bastaard - Bastard
Godverdomme - God damn it (some think that's rude)
Kut - C*nt
Lul - Penis / dick - can be used as insult
Tut - Vagina (well, that's what my mother told me it meant). Insult for a woman.
Pissig - pissed off

 

[PrisonBreak]

Vtsek- piss off