post here when you have a poop

[OzymandiAsh]

Post here whenever you have pooped. You can post while in the act of pooping, or just post to let us all know you did a poop.

Additionally for bonus points you can comment on the nature and quality of the poop.

 

[Chemi]

Excuse me?!

 

[OzymandiAsh]

Just had a poop. It was quite a shit one though. :D

 

[leloyon]

saving this for later
thank u OP for this public service, life just hasnt been the same since ratemypoo.com went down

 

[NearlyIrrelevantCake]

Delayed post, shat as normal after waking up today. My body is on a schedule and I end up needing to poo soon after waking.

 

[LastNite]

really stinky in here

 

[peewee]

is this normal?

 

[Quietist]

Real talk: the comment sections of those videos for "constipation music" are the funniest and most supportive comment sections.

People who don't suffer from chronic constipation or other bowel issues take a proper shit for granted.

 

[noname223]

Funny post. Had to chuckle. Thank you! However, me as a long-term member get reminded by this post of @Someone123

He loved to post those jokes.

Reminder: This is a non-farting forum.

Please refrain from farting in this forum. Thank you.

sanctioned-suicide.net

 

[Namelesa Graves]

I pooped just now. A hard but not sloppy poop which is what I like as it feels satisfying and not annoying and time consuming to clean up.

what if I also shared a pic of my poop? (I am not doing that)

this is the best thread ever made of this site.

 

[Forever Sleep]

Pooping is usually a morning activity for me but, in case the thread gets buried... A short story....

Where I worked once- frequently all men except me. Someone left such a large floater- presumably too immense for the toilet to cope with. The other guys all rushed in to take pictures and measure it. (Just to clarify- it wasn't me.) Not sure anyone admitted to it. You think they'd be proud after all that.

 

[leloyon]

The deed is done. I take, on average, one shit per day. Came out quicker than expected, with no pain and no need to wipe, an incredible rarity nowadays, dare I say the gold standard of shit. Most of my shits are some form of uncomfortable, but this was definitely a lot more of a satisfying and comfortable shit than I am used to. Perhaps this thread has given me good fortune. Thank you, OP, for blessing my bowels.

 

[noname223]

Pooping is usually a morning activity for me but, in case the thread gets buried... A short story....

Where I worked once- frequently all men except me. Someone left such a large floater- presumably too immense for the toilet to cope with. The other guys all rushed in to take pictures and measure it. (Just to clarify- it wasn't me.) Not sure anyone admitted to it. You think they'd be proud after all that.

So sad I am a NEET so that such stories never happen to me.

 

[Forever Sleep]

So sad I am a NEET so that such stories never happen to me.

I doubt you would have enjoyed working there. But, if it appeals- that side of it was warehouse work. Minimal entry requirements. Go in. Get treated like shit. Do a shit. Have the other guys there worship your shit. Go home. Rinse, repeat.

 

[Tombadil]

Done, 05:48 pm.
Defecatin' to the sunrise, downright glorious.

 

[OzymandiAsh]

Poop is currently in session. Fairly standard poop in a music store toilet in town.

 

[mjolnir]

Should we use the Bristol scale?

 

[Mr. Snrub]

Done, 05:48 pm.
Defecatin' to the sunrise, downright glorious.

Couldn't find a good image of Johnny defecatin' but I just want you to know I appreciate the reference.

 

[Forveleth]

People who don't suffer from chronic constipation or other bowel issues take a proper shit for granted.

I know some people with IBS and good god, my heart goes out to anyone with GI issues.

 

[Tombadil]

Couldn't find a good image of Johnny defecatin' but I just want you to know I appreciate the reference.

I feel you, i couldnt find either one...

 

[U. A.]

Should we use the Bristol scale?

Fuck the scale; I frequently have movements that contain two or even three distinctly different types.

 

[OzymandiAsh]

Just had a good relaxing poop .

 

[natori]

This takes shitposting to another level.

 

[LittleSunshine]

Does this also includes scatophilia..?

I'm asking this for the enthusiasts. I believe that we should not exclude people.

 

[OzymandiAsh]

Does this also includes scatophilia..?

I'm asking this for the enthusiasts. I believe that we should not exclude people.

Yes.

Currently ing

 

[astroproto]

Holy shit. I haven't been able to produce a good stool in like 3 months -- they're mostly small bits -- and I have felt eternally constipated and yesterday, I managed to push out 2 whole poops! And they didn't sink like all the others, they rose from the water like heroes.

I wonder if it's the fact I started eating 2 bananas daily a few days ago.

 

[OzymandiAsh]

Currently pooping with the only light of some lit candles, while high on pregabs... great poop of relief...

 

[Forveleth]

Why does capsaicin have to be as hot coming out as it was going in? I feel like I just pooped a cactus.

 

[OzymandiAsh]

Why does capsaicin have to be as hot coming out as it was going in? I feel like I just pooped a cactus.

Don't lie you enjoyed it

 

[OzymandiAsh]

Massive poop... the mother of all poops, maybe.