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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
Jan 26, 2021
5,821
Taking y'all normies to school real quick, this one ain't gonna be about my dick.
I always liked physics, so I know a few terms.
These rhymes will hit their targets, unlike my sperms.

I don't matter, when I enter a group they all scatter.
Unable to chatter, no idea how to flatter.
Tried to say hi, told not to look at her.

I have no energy, I barely move.
Don't shower or shave, I have nothing to prove.

I need space, stay away.
Let something in and got molded like clay.
Lose my virginity? There's literally no way.
So I stroke all day, even at the café.

I'll waste your time, I'm creepier than a mime.
Women look at me like they just ate a lime.

I'm relatively inert, but I still make everyone around me hurt.
I have two modes: mute and blurt.
My penis I'll never insert.

I'm like a black hole, except I can't attract.
One week at a job and then I get sacked.

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