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QueerMelancholy

QueerMelancholy

Mage
Jul 29, 2023
533
Just paste whatever you have copied right now.
I will start.

"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" is a song by Italian music group Eiffel 65. The song was released as the lead single from their debut album, Europop. The song was a hit in 1999, peaking at #6 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

(And yes I am listening to the song right now. I have been for hours.)
 
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stuck_here

stuck_here

Member
May 12, 2024
26

Posted this in gen chat just before lol
 
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delusional-reality

delusional-reality

Absurd
Jun 20, 2024
5


A very smart cynical German rapper, rapping about absurdity
 
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One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
gennice
 
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Promised Heaven

Promised Heaven

Eternally atoning
Feb 1, 2024
690
Aphonic



Non-paste context, I learned a new word today, aphonic! I copy pasted to look it up.
 
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Buffy

Buffy

24/7 cold
Mar 17, 2024
109
Ma pêche.

I needed to translate this.
 
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Steff1337

Steff1337

Autistic and schizophrenic, please be respectful
Jun 21, 2024
659
The wind is screaming,
I am just listening.
The night is shining,
A bell is ringing.

Frozen time,
Time to die,
Love potion,
Slow poison.

New awakening,
White feather flying.
Life is passing by,
Will you close my eyes?

Frozen time,
Time to die,
Love potion,
Slow poison.

Frozen time,
Time to die,
Love potion,
Slow poison,
And your crystal tears.

Frozen time,
Time to die,
Love potion,
Slow poison.
 
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Bxtra

Bxtra

Member
Jul 27, 2024
9
Just paste whatever you have copied right now.
I will start.

"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" is a song by Italian music group Eiffel 65. The song was released as the lead single from their debut album, Europop. The song was a hit in 1999, peaking at #6 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

(And yes I am listening to the song right now. I have been for hours.)
Okay, here are the ground rules: you can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am A-okay being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. You can use fire.
 
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Steff1337

Steff1337

Autistic and schizophrenic, please be respectful
Jun 21, 2024
659
I'm pretty desperate, and would highly appreciate any help with this.
 
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_AllCatsAreGrey_

_AllCatsAreGrey_

(they/he)
Mar 4, 2024
639
968865
 
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Steff1337

Steff1337

Autistic and schizophrenic, please be respectful
Jun 21, 2024
659
Just to note the meds I'm currently taking (would you believe): a handful of lorazepam, clonazepam, lamotrigine, venlafaxine, olanzapine, codeine, and occasionally paracetamol, ibuprofen, diclofenac, loperamide, famotidine, pantoprazole, metoclopramide. I think I covered everything that counts as medication.
 
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One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Hey, Nip, ya need that manuscript or can I take it home?
 
BoulderSoWhat

BoulderSoWhat

Student
Aug 29, 2024
162
This is the best cookie that I have burnt. My life is as good as this cookie Hitler laced with Paprika flavored poop. Unfortunately, Pikachu had decided to change the recipe. The Rock could take a dump faster than shit. There never was milk so boring. Pikachu Digivolve thought that there wasn't anything to say about it. Getting dunked sucks donkey sacks forever. There shouldn't ever be anything hitler caresses. Pikachu remembered smells he'd hate. Wait while Heisenberg shits huge Nuggets. It seems he ate something awful. Tragically he couldn't throw up it looks like he died, which was very satisfying. Bubbles, Pop, Snap and Burn. He even floated on the ground, lost his left lung, both eyeballs, his violin and sister.

What causes lead pencils to marry erasers? The man, in awe, decided that Roman betrayed his ancestors for windchimes. How dare they cook dinner for Queen GoobyWoobie whilst lamenting about their young and mighty son. This incredibly hard reality hitting too close to home does shlt. Mentally trying hard so to achieve my death. Besides my desire for pizza, my desire for hugs and my walrus , nobody ever makes good on their promises. I hate liars, fake money and people. My cat has decided to commit Sudoku offenses within my rights to consume
 
Steff1337

Steff1337

Autistic and schizophrenic, please be respectful
Jun 21, 2024
659
hawkshorizon

hawkshorizon

Member
Aug 23, 2023
93
"It is also illegal to import this animal to any foreign country. Though wombats may start out friendly, they're wild animals, and quickly become standoffish and even aggressive towards humans. No matter how much you might want to cuddle a wombat, it does not want to cuddle you back."
 
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Steff1337

Steff1337

Autistic and schizophrenic, please be respectful
Jun 21, 2024
659
EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

|| What Else Could I Be But a Jester ||
Oct 21, 2023
4,793
Bro what are you talking about? The hair is
what captures the flavor, if you've had an
extremely hairy woman you'd know that the
hair crusts over and captures the smell and
taste like I imagine a neanderthal would, it's
a real primal smell of urine, juice and iron,
you haven't had good chochie until the crust
on the hairs have fermented a Little bit.
 
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