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Student
Apr 25, 2024
118
What if I go to a nuke test field and just explode?
 
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Archangel
Apr 15, 2022
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Seems bizarre. And not at all serious. Maybe, instead, you could just boof a bunch of "pop rocks" and blow your intestines and rectum out? 🤔😉
 
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Steff1337

Steff1337

Autistic and schizophrenic, please be respectful
Jun 21, 2024
658
I don't think they would allow you to get to a nuke test field...
 
unwilling_lich

unwilling_lich

emo mcgee
Jan 1, 2024
43
si would somehow convince u to hide in a fridge and somehow survive lol
 
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sos

Specialist
Jul 22, 2024
311
uh what

explode how

do you identify as a creeper from minecraft by any chance
 
untothedepths

untothedepths

death wont return my calls
Mar 20, 2023
642
wont happen. even places that have formerly had nukes set off they patrol the shit out of the area. you cant even pull over on the road around those places without the white pickup trucks already hounding you. at least where i am
 
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Unspoken7612

Arcanist
Jul 14, 2024
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This sounds like a stupid idea, but it's actually even stupider than that.

There is no nuclear testing any more. North Korea did some in 2017, but nobody else has done any since the 90s, and even those were underground.
 
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Kavka

Student
Jun 11, 2024
141
I thought about it, but I'm kind of a low energy person, so I just decided to microwave myself.
 
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Agon321

Agon321

I use google translate
Aug 21, 2023
1,618
You don't have a little boy at home yet? Pathetic.
Man, it's 2024.
You can buy a nuclear bomb at any nuclear bomb store.


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HarryCobean

Student
Apr 12, 2024
118
I think you need to hack into the Pentagon and play a game called "Global Thermonuclear War". I'm a bit hazy on the details, but I know I saw a film about it once.
 

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