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whiskers

whiskers

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Mar 27, 2025
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what if i mess with a pack of feral cats and they scratch me to death
 
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silentcicada

silentcicada

Silhouettes on the ceiling
Aug 2, 2023
136
If they bite you, there's a high chance of getting a life-threatening infection plus sepsis! But it's not a very fun way to go out. :ahhha:
 
EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

|| What Else Could I Be But a Jester ||
Oct 21, 2023
5,045
That's stupid! An actual high IQ ctb method would be to hire 100 men to beat you to death while you are chained up in some stranger's basement using a bunch of colourful dildos you purchased off of Bad Dragon (using the promo code "JESTERPP6" for 30% off your first purchase of any sex toy).
 
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whiskers

whiskers

blackpilled
Mar 27, 2025
86
That's stupid! An actual high IQ ctb method would be to hire 100 men to beat you to death while you are chained up in some stranger's basement using a bunch of colourful dildos you purchased off of Bad Dragon (using the promo code "JESTERPP6" for 30% off your first purchase of any sex toy).
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Woah, 30% off my first purchase?! Sign me up!
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Heidi48

Student
Feb 17, 2024
105
this post just made me remember a funny/ stupid thought i had this week
i went for a car wash and as the massive spinning rollers were whipping my car and water was coming from every angle, i actually wondered "what if i got out of the car? , could this be a new method!! am i genius ha ha!!
then common sense kicked in and knew it was the most stupid idea ever but its funny how one thinks sometimes
 
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SVEN

SVEN

I Wish I'd Been a Jester Too.
Apr 3, 2023
2,813

Woah, 30% off my first purchase?! Sign me up!
Code didn't work, shoulda known ... after all, she is a Jester.
 
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ma0

ma0

How did I get here?
Dec 20, 2024
631
Code didn't work, shoulda known ... after all, she is a Jester.
Drats, I should've known to not trust jesters... especially after last time...
 
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MathConspiracy

MathConspiracy

Trapped in a (prison) cell of organic molecules
Mar 25, 2025
245
Cutest death ever
 
SVEN

SVEN

I Wish I'd Been a Jester Too.
Apr 3, 2023
2,813
Drats, I should've known to not trust jesters... especially after last time...

Well, in your defence, she's an awffy good Jester.
 
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cme-dme

cme-dme

Ready to go to bed
Feb 1, 2025
478
New most painful method just dropped
 
bankai

bankai

Visionary
Mar 16, 2025
2,099
You mean you scratch their back and they scratch yours?
 

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