Just for fun

[Johnnythefox]

I sometimes get flashbacks to rhymes from my childhood, and find myself laughing at them. So I thought that I would share some here, add any of your own.

Skinny Malinky
Long legs
On banana feet
Went to the pictures
And fell through the seat.
When the picture started
Skinny Malinky farted
Skinny Malinky
Long legs
On banana feet.

Auntie Mary had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
When she farted it departed
With a round of applause.

Dan, Dan, the funny wee man,
Washed his face with a frying pan.
He combed his hair with the leg of a chair,
Dan, Dan, the funny wee man.

Mrs. McGuire peed in the fire
The fire was too hot
She peed in a pot
The pot was too wide
She peed in the Clyde
And all the wee fishes
Swam up her backside!

A had a sausage,
A bonny bonny sausage
A put in the oven fur ma tea,
A went tae the lobby
Tae meet ma Uncle Bobby
And ma wee sausage followed me!

 

[Letmego. Please]

Row row row yer boat
safely back to shore
for shores a bore
and never be more
For life is shite on shore (for sure)

I may have just made some of that up, who knows...

 

[therhydler]

I used to pore over Edward Lear's limericks

 

[Pegasus]

Last week my mom told me that I'm a bum and to CTB
So I went to the store and bought a noose to hang from a tree
While I was swinging from the noose I needed a pee
So I climbed down the tree to go and have a nice long wee

 

[Buddyluv19]

We three kings of Orient are
Trying to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded
And exploded
No more three kings we are

 

[Buddyluv19]

Ok - I got one so here is another.

There once was a man from Padunk
Who fell asleep in his trunk
He dreamed that Venus
Was stroking his Penis
And woke up all covered in gunk


(Wow, the spell checker didn't even kick in!)

 

[brighter]

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she'll die!