NSFW Jumping out of a moving car?

[sadone2122]

Any suggestions? If I had an Uber going like 70mph or more, thoughts? On a freeway?

 

[annointed_towers]

You'll cause a crash and hurt or kill innocent people. You probably will only get injured and not die, too.

 

[IHurtTheOneILove]

Awful idea in my opinion:
A) Unfair to traumatize your uber driver like that
B) Potentially cause car crashes killing other random people
C) Will most likely just end up as a vegetable suffering even more

 

[coolbreeze56]

There is a good chance you'd survive and suffer.

 

[MatrixPrisoner]

No. Just...no.

 

[CheekyPhobia]

There are plenty of better options out there. You don't have to rush. Pick something peaceful and make a date that you are comfortable with.

 

[TotallyNotWielkiM]

While what others pointed out is valid, it might not even be possible depending on the car you'll be driving in.

If a driver has the option to lock the doors for the duration of a trip, he'll likely do it, meaning you'll fail and have to explain why were you trying to open the doors on the middle of a freeway.

 

[Gonnerr]

Buy a cheap car.

And hit a tree , a lot of people die accidentally like that as an accident.

Or drive off a cliff.

 

[Hollowman]

Horrible idea, try and imagine surviving and possibly ending up in some care facility for the rest of your life. That'd be hell.

 

[Little_Suzy]

I dunno what to say.

I've seen people flung from cars, land in the middle of the roadway, and survive. They die when another car fails to see them or is speeding and runs them over.

When a person leaps in front of the grille and immediately squats, they are crushed beneath the car/bus/train. They recommend wearing thick fabrics like jeans and big jackets to keep your body parts as contained as possible.

Buy a cheap car.

And hit a tree , a lot of people die accidentally like that as an accident.

Or drive off a cliff.

Tesla! On contact, they explode and catch fire.