If you care about the environment

[releasespieces]

New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner

Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they get in the car.

www.theonion.com

 

[Pluto]

I remember there actually was a guy who got killed by his Prius. Because the combustion engine starts and stops by itself, he thought the car was off when it wasn't. The engine kept turning on while he was asleep so it would have been similar to the carbon monoxide method.

 

[Hollowman]

That reminds me of something I used to say "if you really want to reduce your carbon footprint step into your grave"

 

[leloyon]

That reminds me of something I used to say "if you really want to reduce your carbon footprint step into your grave"

Reminds me of the Church of Euthanasia.

 

[Alcoholic Teletubby]

Tiktok figured out that I'm suicidal and is showing me videos of depressed grandmas on my fucking fyp.

I'm this fucking close...

 

[katara]

Tiktok figured out that I'm suicidal and is showing me videos of depressed grandmas on my fucking fyp.

I'm this fucking close...

I didn't even know that was a category on tiktok. I wonder why the grandmas are suicidal. Honestly as long as it's not people faking being suicidal I'm fine with it. There's a lot of that on Tiktok, Twitter, and basically every social media site. It's the most annoying this ever. I can't stand it

 

[lionetta12]

Reminds me of the Church of Euthanasia.
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Maybe there's some new New Age suicide cults out there.

 

[Alcoholic Teletubby]

Maybe there's some new New Age suicide cults out there.

God, I hope so.

 

[leloyon]

Maybe there's some new New Age suicide cults out there.

They specifically denied being a suicide cult, but…

TSUKI Project

en.everybodywiki.com

They are essentially dead however, registration is long closed, the original website is down, their founder is MIA and their remaining community is small and constantly infighting. But it's something..?
Start your own cult. If you can't find your own Applewhite, become the Applewhite!

 

[wait.what]

I didn't realize that the Church of Euthanasia was real. When I saw the pic of the lady with sign, I thought: "Oh, this is probably from Arrested Development or something." Nope.

The internet informs me almost daily about things (usually awful things) that I would have sworn do not and could not exist. Hence the username. :p

Also: I love the Onion. I don't know if they've ever won a Pulitzer for satire, but they deserve one.

 

[Next-to-Nil]

If you care about the environment I'd imagine there's better ways than releasing a lethal dose of carbon monoxide in an enclosed space (don't get me wrong; it's funny).

Like...
1. Set up a wood chipper in front of your garden in such a way that the discharge spout points towards the garden.
2. Take a lethal dose of Anything.
3. Turn the chipper on and lean forward
4. Let death and gravity do the job
5. Become fertilizer