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cringelord111

Student
Apr 17, 2022
105
I am a bad liar, what do i tell her whats in the package if she catches me?
 
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eLdus

eLdus

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Apr 9, 2022
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Just say that it's a supplement, or something for indigestion.

(Though obvs you can't use that excuse if you've ordered a kilo of SN)
 
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Starylain001

Starylain001

Body is a prison for the soul
Apr 10, 2022
70
I would say eye contacts because I order them every month.
 
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cringelord111

Student
Apr 17, 2022
105
Just say that it's a supplement, or something for indigestion.

(Though obvs you can't use that excuse if you've ordered a kilo of SN)
fuck, my mom is a pharmacist she will probs ask me what it is. besides, she knows i have suicidal ideation so she is even more suspicious.
 
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eLdus

eLdus

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Apr 9, 2022
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fuck, my mom is a pharmacist she will probs ask me what it is. besides, she knows i have suicidal ideation so she is even more suspicious.
Yeh bollocks, that does make it more complicated :-/
 
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Huntfish34

Huntfish34

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Mar 13, 2020
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I used to tell my parents some years ago,. " Don't worry about it " if they asked what I got in the mail. I suppose that doesn't really help you though.
 
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Symbiote

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Oct 12, 2020
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Mom's a pharmacist, knows you're suicidal, and would know what those medications can do, and you're a bad liar....yeah your chances are slim with this.
 
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cringelord111

Student
Apr 17, 2022
105
Confused Curb Your Enthusiasm GIF


Mom's a pharmacist, knows you're suicidal, and would know what those medications can do, and you're a bad liar....yeah your chances are slim with this.
the only option i have is to tell her its a mp3 player for which i told her already im ordering soon
or to just not have her see the ppackage lol
 
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Al_stargate

I was once a pretty angel
Mar 4, 2022
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Any lie she's willing to believe. If she's a pharmacist there is not much options except alternative delivery methods.
 
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GongLiFang

GongLiFang

Certified Stupid
Aug 11, 2021
77
I have to agree with Mage, maybe getting your stuff to send to a post office or friend and then pick them up there in person is easier. It might be more convincing to lie about going to a place you usually go to and instead go to pick up your stuff.
 
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shrek34

Student
Sep 14, 2021
121
I have to agree with Mage, maybe getting your stuff to send to a post office or friend and then pick them up there in person is easier. It might be more convincing to lie about going to a place you usually go to and instead go to pick up your stuff.
Do you know how you're meant to get stuff sent to the post office? I can't get my head around it
 
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GongLiFang

GongLiFang

Certified Stupid
Aug 11, 2021
77
Do you know how you're meant to get stuff sent to the post office? I can't get my head around it
In my country, on some websites when you order things online you can put in a post office address instead of your house or apt, so then your package will be sent to there instead. Hopefully that was able to clarify.
 
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