i need to get laid

[ge0rge]

to rest. put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

 

[theboy]

Do you want to get laid or die?

 

[castler]

Is humping an animal considered getting laid? I wanna get laid but them pigs might give me bacon just for humping them.

Do you want to get laid or die?

I think he's saying he/she/it can cross it off his/her/it bucket list, then he can die peacefully. It means soo much to some to get to humping someone/thing otherwise their not human.

 

[ge0rge]

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[Celerity]

Why not both? Preferably, the fucking would arrive before the coffin, but losers can't be choosers.

 

[outatime_85]

Do you want to get laid or die?

What about dying while getting laid?

Put on a Happy Face..

 

[theboy]

That would be the best method