I swear this must be some kind of world record. And if I ctb soon I'll probably never fart again, because you never hear about people farting in the afterlife (presuming there is one, which I know some people disagree with).
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Pluto
Cat Extremist
- Dec 27, 2020
- 6,542
The weird thing is that I live on beans- it's just that I am using mental willpower to not fart!
Pluto
Cat Extremist
- Dec 27, 2020
- 6,542
You probably fart in your sleep. I was very proud to tell my partner that in 9 years I've never farted infront of him and he goes Oh I know.. they get out in your sleep though.....
DisillusionedDragon
Pessimist/Antinatalist
- Nov 25, 2020
- 172
I'm sorry to inform you that, since you are alive and therefore have a digestive tract, you will have farted - quite a lot - during the past seven years. Maybe not audibly, but the gases your bacteria produce do get out, even if you don't notice.
But your post made me laugh, so thank you xD
GentleJerk
Carrot juice pimp.
- Dec 14, 2021
- 1,372
I think farts are obsessed with me! It's just silly humor, Howard Stern once said that when farts stop being funny he'll be out of business, which was a slight exagerration, but they are pretty silly. Burps just aren't as funny.
I actually force my farts out through my pores little by little, so it's not true farting. :)
Due to certain posts I have decided to try to wean myself off of the farting threads, and to keep them to a maximum of three farting threads per week- I really think I can do it, most likely.Last edited:
Actually, this seems like a nice way to go- it would be over fast- and it would give you an interesting story for the afterlife. ;)
