I'm sorry~ :( I can't do anything for you, but I hope you're able to manage to get a job and find a gf~ :) neat pfp~ the Koopa looks a bit angry in that one, but Koopa Troopas are generally pretty kyute! :3
You can say what you want, but a good portion of the people are here primarily or partially due to loneliness, lacking a romantic partner, or being in something like a failing marriage~ Once they get a romantic partner, they get noticeably happier and stop contemplating sewer slide as much~
For myself, due to some very unfortunate circumstances, barring a miracle, my ideations would likely continue unfortunately~ :(