Method How stupid is this idea

[Akira eténté]

I've never really researched much on methods so all my previous attempts and ideas were uncreative, unsuccessful, hard to pull of or unavailable
My newest idea is mixing oxalic and bleach drinking it 1.5 hour away of a 35km/h speed then jumping of
In the open water so if the mixture doesn't work hopefully drowning will
And if any stray boats see me it would be approximately an hour away from any land and even more to any hospital

Is this just stupid
Is the mixture just not lethal
And should i just think of a different way and actually research this time

 

[carfemtanyl]

Enough oxalic acid should kill you and drowning will kill you too don't but it's going to be extremely painful and if a stray boat sees you and rescues you, it will take a long time until you die from the oxalic acid as it causes acute kidney failure and general organ damage since it reacts with calcium ions in your body and produces insoluble calcium oxalate that forms crystals everywhere. You will get the worst possible kidney stones.

Have a look at the Wikipedia article on ethylene glycol poisoning since ethylene glycol is metabolized in your body to oxalic acid. The prognosis section should tell you why this isn't a good idea.

It would be more pleasant to set yourself on fire tbh (which is also a really stupid idea).

 

[HangMan123]

That's the same stuff that the Germans used in WWII warfare. It was so brutal that it was banned…in warfare! It makes you feel like your lungs are literally ablaze. SUPER painful. And it also causes kidney failure, which means kidney stones, aka the things mothers have described as more painful than giving birth. I really don't think you want to go through with that, do you?

 

[Nihilisticstatic]

I've never really researched much on methods so all my previous attempts and ideas were uncreative, unsuccessful, hard to pull of or unavailable
My newest idea is mixing oxalic and bleach drinking it 1.5 hour away of a 35km/h speed then jumping of
In the open water so if the mixture doesn't work hopefully drowning will
And if any stray boats see me it would be approximately an hour away from any land and even more to any hospital

Is this just stupid
Is the mixture just not lethal
And should i just think of a different way and actually research this time

Oxalic crystals are as bad as gout for some if they get stuck in your urinary tract. As for bleach. i dont think you'll be able to drive after having had your throat burned. You likely wont die and it will be hella painful.