How many farts left?

[Someone123]

How many times do you think you will fart before you die? How many burps? How many sneezes? Just wondering.

 

[Kennish]

A number between 10 and 346279

 

[Someone123]

A number between 10 and 346279

Just don't go over.

 

[callme]

 

[Eddypaddy]

30 times

 

[Someone123]

30 times

I just checked and people on average fart beween 5 and 15 times a day, so that is about 2 to 6 days worth.

 

[RainAndSadness]

Just let me tell you this:

 

[ClownMe]

10 billion

 

[Shadowplay]

 

[Silenos]

Ain't nobody making me do maths.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Farting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall break wind till my soul breaks free.

 

[Simba]

22,248,576 farts a year

 

[looseye]

Just farted and immediately remembered this thread. Remaining fart counter minus one

 

[4eyebiped]

I eat beans daily. I am thinking of self powering my home on natural gas. I am sure that it is slightly better to do a good cornhole tremor, to blow an o-ring, or let out a rump roar than it is to burn coal. I can see the money savings adding up. Cha ching!

 

[OrcWitch]

I feel like emperor Pilaf from Dragonball. I wish farting was illegal.

 

[miserableforever]

Very nice. I watched this a few times in a row!

 

[littlelungs]

 

[motel rooms]

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[Someone123]

It's nice to see this thread coming back- sometimes people forget what's really important. :)

 

[just_lost]

I think 42

 

[watereyes]

i sneeze a lot when i look at the sun.

 

[Death is beautiful]

i sneeze a lot when i look at the sun.

Me too

 

[GentleJerk]

22,248,576 farts a year

I love how super specific this is.

 

[Simba]

I love how super specific this is.

Yes i used calculator basically 24 hours in a day X 7 days a week X 31 days a month X 12 months X 365 days a year

 

[callme]

Yes i used calculator basically 24 hours in a day X 7 days a week X 31 days a month X 12 months X 365 days a year

Couldn't you have done 24 hours in a day x 365 days?

 

[Simba]

Couldn't you have done 24 hours in a day x 365 days?

I dont think so cause theyre farts theyre more frequent than other stuff so it makes sense

 

[littlelungs]

i sneeze a lot when i look at the sun.

Same here, also happens if a lightbulb is too bright. If a sneeze is ever "stuck" all I have to do is think of sunlight and point my head slightly upwards and it usually does the trick, too, lol.

According to the Wikipedia page for the photic sneeze reflex it affects 18-35% of the population.

 

[4eyebiped]

Well, if you are looking at the sun I imagine your body makes you sneeze so you don't blind yourself.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Oh man, I've just farted like 15 times and I'm still not even out of bed yet. I'm so glad this thread was there for me in my hour of need.

Looking back at history, I feel like a lot of tragedies were actually due to farting as opposed to the official narrative. The Hindenburg disaster, Chernobyl etc. Not enough attention is given to this silent killer.

 

[Shadowplay]

Farting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall break wind till my soul breaks free.

That is beautiful, doll.