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qualityOV3Rquantity

qualityOV3Rquantity

Experienced
Jul 27, 2024
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I need to buy a rope. I know I can find one at the local hardware store, but I live in a small town and don't want to arouse any suspicion. I'm the farthest person from a handyman or a builder so I've never bought something from there before, and I know I can't just go in and buy a rope, because if someone I know sees and tells my parents or tries to talk to me...well, I just don't want that. Anyone have any tips or guidance on this?
 
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littleraccoon3

littleraccoon3

I use a translation program
Nov 20, 2024
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When you go to the hardware store you know, tell your story and say that you need rope to make a coffee table from a tire. A minimum of 10-15 meters of rope is required for such a coffee table. You can show this video on YouTube and say "I'm looking for something like this" and buy the suitable rope.


 
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MyChoiceAlone

MyChoiceAlone

sleep deprived and/or drunk
Jul 23, 2023
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quality... ropes have been fashioned for 1000's of years at the very least. it sounds to me that you are underage.
 
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qualityOV3Rquantity

qualityOV3Rquantity

Experienced
Jul 27, 2024
255
quality... ropes have been fashioned for 1000's of years at the very least. it sounds to me that you are underage.
Does your first sentence have anything to do with your second? And I'm 24 years old.
 
nothingspecial

nothingspecial

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Nov 18, 2024
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When you go to the hardware store you know, tell your story and say that you need rope to make a coffee table from a tire. A minimum of 10-15 meters of rope is required for such a coffee table. You can show this video on YouTube and say "I'm looking for something like this" and buy the suitable rope.



Wow this is literally genius. Stealing this idea lol
 
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Kassender

Kassender

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Aug 29, 2018
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i went to a sport store and bought climbing rope
 
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maniac116

maniac116

My own worst enemy🌹💔
Aug 10, 2024
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You have a right to buy rope & buying it on its own shouldn't cause any suspicion & even if it did, you have the right to own rope 🌹💔
 
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dontwakemeup

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Nov 11, 2024
693
People in those hardware stores are overly friendly! They want to know what project you're doing as the feel the need to help you make the best decisions. You definitely will need a good video or picture to help buy you rope these days. Lol
 
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MyChoiceAlone

MyChoiceAlone

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Jul 23, 2023
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Does your first sentence have anything to do with your second? And I'm 24 years old.
i apologize. was having a very bad day. are you saying that amazon does not deliver where you are?
 
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Gustav Hartmann

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Aug 28, 2021
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You can "find" (steal) ropes at playgrounds and harbors.
 
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pulleditnearlyoff

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Apr 26, 2024
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Just buy it, really noone cares what you're going to do with it.
 
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qualityOV3Rquantity

qualityOV3Rquantity

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Jul 27, 2024
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Just buy it, really noone cares what you're going to do with it.
True, but my issue isn't with the employees in the store, it's with other customers who may know me or my family. Like, I don't want my pastor to be there and see me buying just a rope, he'll know what's up lol.
 
littleadonis

littleadonis

We all deserve a choice.
Oct 27, 2024
75
it's with other customers who may know me or my family. Like, I don't want my pastor to be there and see me buying just a rope, he'll know what's up lol.
I think you're overthinking this.
 
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lycheeginger

lycheeginger

no alarms and no surprises
Oct 21, 2023
44
I need to buy a rope. I know I can find one at the local hardware store, but I live in a small town and don't want to arouse any suspicion. I'm the farthest person from a handyman or a builder so I've never bought something from there before, and I know I can't just go in and buy a rope, because if someone I know sees and tells my parents or tries to talk to me...well, I just don't want that. Anyone have any tips or guidance on this?
i'm trying to figure this out myself. i'm thinking of purchasing ratchet straps and telling the clerk that i'm hauling a christmas tree if they ask questions. like others said, though, i doubt anyone will be suspicious unless you're acting strange (i.e. overexplaining and visibly anxious.)
 
lacustra

lacustra

Student
Jul 3, 2024
175
Buy a confusing assortment of stuff and pretend it's the most natural thing to do.
 
JustSomeWeirdo

JustSomeWeirdo

As the name implies.
Nov 24, 2024
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Buy a confusing assortment of stuff and pretend it's the most natural thing to do.
You don't just gotta use a rope. Rope is recommended due to it being stronger But you can use any rope like material. Example (this noose I made):
 

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SVEN

SVEN

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Apr 3, 2023
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Maybe say you've been asked to give a friend a hand to move some stuff into his/her new place, or they're going to College, and they asked could you pick up some rope to secure goods to a trailer ?
 
identity0

identity0

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Sep 25, 2024
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I bought mine online. It comes in a box so nobody knows whats in it and i didnt even have to talk to anyone.
 
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Shadow_

Sometimes dead is better
Mar 14, 2025
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If you have access to a car and their is another hardware store near enough by, you could just drive for awhile and pick it up there.
 
locked*n*loaded

locked*n*loaded

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Apr 15, 2022
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Buying rope doesn't raise suspicion. ANYONE and EVERYONE buys rope at some point in their lives for all kinds of things.
 
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JesiBel

JesiBel

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Dec 5, 2024
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If they ask, you can say that you will use the rope to do exercises like jumping or climbing. Or if you ride a bicycle, you can use it to tie things to the luggage rack.

Otherwise you can get it online at outdoor sports stores.
 
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Unspoken7612

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Jul 14, 2024
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Be aware: this thread is from November, so OP doesn't need further advice