SchizoGymnast

SchizoGymnast

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May 28, 2024
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Select your birth month, find your makeup brand, and find hope for your future.:) My intent is that you see a little something positive in yourself and maybe get an idea of where to go next.

If I'm totally wrong, don't come for me. I just made this up.

January: Physician's Formula

Your presence is visible, yet understated. You're socially aware and sensitive. Your purpose in life is to be a calming influence. Would do well in a teaching role or perhaps as a librarian.

February: Dior

Sometimes bold, sometimes shy. You're passionate and popular. You can make any person feel like they are the most important person in the room. Would do well in business or as a counselor.

March: Profusion

You stand out without even trying, like the tiny sapling coming up through the snow. You have intense moods and nuanced opinions. Would do well in politics or social work.

April: E.L.F.

Refreshing feel, gentle on the eyes. You're about growth and fresh air and new life. Would do well in anything biology or gardening, or working with children.

May: Hard Candy

Childlike and mature at the same time. You like to defy social conventions and have a futuristic mindset. Great at anything tech or engineering.

June: Danessa Myrick

Silky, shimmery, and tasteful. You're direct and have high expectations. Would do well in a supervisory or editing role or as an entrepreneur.

July: Fenty

You are hot. You're ambitious and generous at the same time. Would do well in the visual arts or architecture.

August: Kulfi

Simple and authentic. You seek good things for yourself and others and don't care to impress anyone. Possible occupations include farming and anything medical.

September: NYX

As vibrant as the foliage. You're eccentric and funny. Would do well in retail or the restaurant industry.

October: Urban Decay

Dark and decadent. You're not afraid of hard reality and yet see beauty everywhere. Definitely would do well in theatre/the performing arts or the funeral industry.

November: Estee Lauder

Elegant and a trendsetter. You operate on the principle that less is more. Would do well in accounting, mathematics, or professional organizing.

December: Rare Beauty

Warm and sweet. You reject hustle culture and see the restorative and creative potential of rest. Would make a phenomenal spiritual leader/member of clergy or an author.

Did I get anything right? Let me know in the comments!
 
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"Ultra Based Gigachad"
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About 2/3 accurate...but then I looked at the other months, and 2/3 of them were also 2/3 accurate. Just like regular horoscopes :p
 
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SchizoGymnast

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May 28, 2024
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About 2/3 accurate...but then I looked at the other months, and 2/3 of them were also 2/3 accurate. Just like regular horoscopes :p
This is very true. Like I said, I made it up. It took me about a half hour.
 
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Very cute! I love Urban Decay
 
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