Help Hiring someone to kill me

[symatra]

Does anyone know if someone has hired a hitman or someone else to kill them relatively recently? I want to die desperately but the innate human desire to live is strong and I don't want my last moments to be ones of fear nor do I want the risk of becoming a vegetable. Is it realistic to hire someone to kill me? Or like some kind of MAID program in the US?

 

[chernobylmosqut]

I wouldn't go for it, man. It's a lot of money and an unreliable source. I understand the struggle of overcoming your survival instincts but I personally wouldn't put my death in the hands of a stranger. You could get scammed, plans could fall through and you could be in huge legal trouble if caught, and you generally don't know the intentions of the person you're hiring. They might have additional plans besides what you hire them for, if you catch my drift, and I would hate for that to happen to you, especially if you're just looking for peace.

 

[Forveleth]

This only works in movies and on TV. There is no such thing as a website to hire a hitman to kill you.

 

[doomofman]

Such services exist but they are expensive and not accessible to the average pleb.

 

[rainatthebusstop]

Honestly unless you got contacts to a crime organisation your chances are much more likely to end up getting institutionalised. Which is disheartening.

You don't happen to know your local street gang perchance? Maybe they can be persuaded to do it. Probably not but at least they aren't as likely to put you in the nut house

 

[iwanttodie019]

how old are you?

 

[mjolnir]

This is definitely a bad idea.

 

[socksnsandles]

all the hitman listings on the dark web are scams. so unless u know someone from the mafia, probably not

 

[MiaSanMia]

Good way to get the FBI to come and knocking.

 

[looking4partner]

Does anyone know if someone has hired a hitman or someone else to kill them relatively recently? I want to die desperately but the innate human desire to live is strong and I don't want my last moments to be ones of fear nor do I want the risk of becoming a vegetable. Is it realistic to hire someone to kill me? Or like some kind of MAID program in the US?

1) I actually read about a couple people on here who said when they did get in contact with a hitman and the person realized it was a self-hit request, they didn't/wouldn't do it because of their own moral code basically. I guess they are willing to go after someone else but not if it's a self-wish?

2) In the stories I have heard about hitmen & hitmen attempts, they did not use methods that were quick or painless. This example is not painless, but possibly quick: like, instead of shooting someone with a gun, they bludgeoned them or used a hammer. Maybe the type of person who would do hitman jobs is already on a list (criminal history) and cannot legally purchase a gun anymore.

3) If you do find someone willing to do this, it would probably be someone who enjoys harming people and also wants to torture you. And would probably lie about that being part of the plan until it's too late. (I saw an article about 2 girls on this website who met up with someone agreeing to help CBT together. -These were 2 separate occasions, I don't think the girls ever met each other- Instead, he r**ed & strangled them. The girls both survived and probably have PTSD and more frequent ideation now because of those experiences.)