Oyoy
Spatula
- Feb 2, 2020
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Here are a couple of good NSFW Gilbert Gottfried jokes for the evening:
A man goes to the doctor's office. While waiting, he takes off his clothes and puts on the gown. The doctor begins his examination and is shocked when he discovers the man has 5 penises. The doctor says, "This is unbelievable! How do your pants fit?" The man responds: "Like a glove!"
A man goes to a brothel and says:" I'd like a hooker but I only have 2 dollars." The Madame says: "that's ok. I have a dead hooker for you." She leads the man upstairs to the room and leaves him to take care of business. 10 minutes later, the man comes back downstairs. The Madame asks: "So, how was it?" The man responds: "It was fine, but while I was nailing her, her nose kept running." The Madame responds: "Oh, she must be full"
A man goes to the doctor's office. While waiting, he takes off his clothes and puts on the gown. The doctor begins his examination and is shocked when he discovers the man has 5 penises. The doctor says, "This is unbelievable! How do your pants fit?" The man responds: "Like a glove!"
A man goes to a brothel and says:" I'd like a hooker but I only have 2 dollars." The Madame says: "that's ok. I have a dead hooker for you." She leads the man upstairs to the room and leaves him to take care of business. 10 minutes later, the man comes back downstairs. The Madame asks: "So, how was it?" The man responds: "It was fine, but while I was nailing her, her nose kept running." The Madame responds: "Oh, she must be full"
