Fart heaven.

[Someone123]

Where do farts go when they die? Do they go to fart heaven? On a scale of one to ten I miss them like eleven.

 

[come to dust]

Inhaled up your nose to be reincarnated as another fart.

 

[Grav]

I think they are the binder of the cosmos where we go when our electrical energy dissipates at death.

 

[Someone123]

This is amazing poetry- do I smell a Nobel Prize in the future?

 

[Euthanza]

Something to ponder about, never trust a fart

 

[castler]

Look here u old fart! (Clint Eastwood line I believe)

 

[castler]

I will never win an Oscar, and do you know why? First of all, because I'm not Jewish. Secondly, I make too much money for all those old farts in the Academy.

Clint Eastwood

 

[Someone123]

He did end up winning two oscars for best director and these films also won best picture. He was also nominated for best actor twice. HIs earlier career stuff was ignored byh the academy bedcause they weren't the "oscar type" of films that generally got nominated then, but later in his career the academy had expanded the type of films that got oscars, so he started winning. According to wiikipedia he was nominated 11 times for oscars and he won 4 times, and they are including best picture awards for films that he directed. I do not recall any scenes in his films during which he farted, but I haven't seen all of his movies either. He may also have farted silently, the most sneaky kind of farting.

 

[castler]

Oh, for farts produced in movies, "White Chicks" comes to mind. He's dressed as the one white chick, in the bathroom stall. And he lets it out time and again.

Dr Doolittle, the bear on the toilet with Eddy Murphy next to him, gassing it up.

Or are u referring to farts that weren't scripted? It'd be hard to say if it was accidental or not.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

They take the Stairway to (Fart) Heaven.

 

[GentleJerk]

 

[Rogue Proxy]

The angelic flatulence of fart heaven.