Economics 101

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[Dysgenic Pup]

• Socialism: You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor.
• Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then gives you some milk.
• Fascism: You have two cows. You keep the cows and give the milk to the government. The government then sells you milk.
• Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
• Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

 

[DeutscheKartoffel]

• Socialism: You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor.
• Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then gives you some milk.
• Fascism: You have two cows. You keep the cows and give the milk to the government. The government then sells you milk.
• Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
• Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Pretty sure nazism is same concept as fascism,
apparently according to them if you are lucky you'd still be a citizen.

So I'd probably say
Fascism and Nazism in plain sight robs their neighbours while they watching TV,
took their cows back home, as well as TV and the neighbours. The neighbours are forced to milk the cow, but they don't get to keep any.

 

[Dysgenic Pup]

The list I heard in Economics class was funnier. They also forgot bureaucracy. "Bureaucracy, you have two cows. The government takes one, milks it, kills it on accident, and dumps all the milk down the drain".

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

• You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Yes please.

 

[davidgeorge]

Feudalism: you look after the cows and give the milk to the landowner