Best physical location to shoot yourself?

[johnny]

Where do you think is the best place to shoot yourself? Ideally someplace where you can be alone for a bit of time, but not so long that you go missing for months on end. I think the woods are good but have me worried about not getting found for a long time. Inside a car would be an option if you don't care about it.

What are your thoughts?

 

[Smilla]

Deep in the woods, or in the ocean.

 

[Xerxes]

Deep in the woods during hunting season.
In a derelict house in a bad neighborhood.
Parking garage stairwell
Over a cliff.
In the cemetery on a recently dug up plot.

 

[johnny]

Deep in the woods during hunting season.
In a derelict house in a bad neighborhood.
Parking garage stairwell
Over a cliff.
In the cemetery on a recently dug up plot.

I feel like a parking garage would be too risky. What if I'm sitting there in the stairwell looking at the gun and someone walks in?

I'd like to do it in the woods but then I know my parents would panic and would be tormented until they eventually found me

 

[Xerxes]

Your parents would be tormented either way. Cause when they do find you, they'll notify next of kin, and then go to coroner to identify you. I always wondered if people should play it off as taking an extended vacation. You don't have to tell them where you're going or when you'll be back, but they will be less worried.

Oh yeah middle of the desert in Arizona/Nevada/Utah. Ain't no one finding you there.

 

[johnny]

Your parents would be tormented either way. Cause when they do find you, they'll notify next of kin, and then go to coroner to identify you. I always wondered if people should play it off as taking an extended vacation. You don't have to tell them where you're going or when you'll be back, but they will be less worried.

Oh yeah middle of the desert in Arizona/Nevada/Utah. Ain't no one finding you there.

Yea I know. I just don't want them to be panicking trying to find me and everything that comes along with not knowing