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Bootleg Astolfo

Bootleg Astolfo

Glorious Bean Plushie
Oct 12, 2020
872
After being told by social workers non ironically to: Self medicate with niquill, get full sleeve tattoos to hide my emo scars, bang hookers, now comes: Get an AI girlfriend.
One might argue it's not quite as... unique as the others, but it still feels stupid enough to be worth a mention. Oh well, guess i dont deserve being loved, i'll just pretend a chatbot loves me and shut up, and then go bang hookers dressed in 2B cosplay i guess ! It's just as good as the real thing, at least for someone inhuman like me ! Pic... technically related ?

2B_Nier_Automata.png
 
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pretentioussuika

pretentioussuika

compassionate gaijin
Apr 6, 2025
74
Fucking yikes.
 
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locked*n*loaded

locked*n*loaded

Archangel
Apr 15, 2022
8,995
Actually, she's kinda hot. 😛
 
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bankai

bankai

Enlightened
Mar 16, 2025
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Did you watch the movie Her by any chance?
The AI cheats on the protagonist parallely with thousands of other users


In the end AI will also break our hearts.
 
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Bootleg Astolfo

Glorious Bean Plushie
Oct 12, 2020
872
Fucking yikes.
It's constantly that that level of highly helpfull advice from the canadian mental health system ! Totally not dehumanising from them !
Actually, she's kinda hot. 😛
Yee, but sadly sentient androids arent a thing yet ;-;
Did you watch the movie Her by any chance?
The AI cheats on the protagonist parallely with thousands of other users


In the end AI will also break our hearts.
I have no heart and i must cheat ?
 
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Phhi49

Phhi49

Tunneling
Apr 16, 2025
32
Hmm makes me wonder what their opinion is about banging hookers together with your 2BAI girlfriend. Well atleast she is unlikely to want a date before spreading them. And you're getting a bit of a laugh out of those shrinks, even though it's a bit of a overpaid laugh.

Iv been a construction worker for most of my life and my arms are full of scars purely from work (this includes missing a part of a finger for reference). I'd never hide them though and am usually with sleeveless shirts and such. Subjective i know as it has to do with how one gained and feels about them. That's despite the point where i don't like tattoos. In short to me those tattoos are bad advice aswell.
 
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Bootleg Astolfo

Bootleg Astolfo

Glorious Bean Plushie
Oct 12, 2020
872
Hmm makes me wonder what their opinion is about banging hookers together with your 2BAI girlfriend. Well atleast she is unlikely to want a date before spreading them. And you're getting a bit of a laugh out of those shrinks, even though it's a bit of a overpaid laugh.

Iv been a construction worker for most of my life and my arms are full of scars purely from work (this includes missing a part of a finger for reference). I'd never hide them though and am usually with sleeveless shirts and such. Subjective i know as it has to do with how one gained and feels about them. That's despite the point where i don't like tattoos. In short to me those tattoos are bad advice aswell.
I've basically just weaponised acesexuality against them lol. For the scars yeah i mean... i COULD pay several thousands to hide the scars, only to then get treated like shit because i have tattoos instead orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i can just... wear long sleeves. I made myself a few summer jackets out of milsurp for like, 1/10th the price of a single tattoo.
 
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thankyouforthis

Member
Jun 13, 2022
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After being told by social workers non ironically to: Self medicate with niquill, get full sleeve tattoos to hide my emo scars, bang hookers, now comes: Get an AI girlfriend.
One might argue it's not quite as... unique as the others, but it still feels stupid enough to be worth a mention. Oh well, guess i dont deserve being loved, i'll just pretend a chatbot loves me and shut up, and then go bang hookers dressed in 2B cosplay i guess ! It's just as good as the real thing, at least for someone inhuman like me ! Pic... technically related ?

2B_Nier_Automata.png
I honestly thought these fools were no longer capable of surprising me. I sit corrected.
 
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Bootleg Astolfo

Bootleg Astolfo

Glorious Bean Plushie
Oct 12, 2020
872
I honestly thought these fools were no longer capable of surprising me. I sit corrected.
Their stupidity is overwhealmingly endless o7 I'm always at the edge of my seat wondering what the absolute fuck they're gonna try to gaslight me into next !
 
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